Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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Comments (206)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
omg i feel srry for you 1: your dad died:( 2: your teacher is a bitch ****** slap his/her asz
Wii624 5
Sorry about your loss :'( I hate it when people try to dig their nose into your personal business like that...
schalk 12
Yeah the school should've done a better job at finding out what's up & passing along the message. My dad died from a heart attack when i was 11 and the week following that weekend at school sucked. People who never spoke to me before were giving condolences and at the time i wished they would just leave me be. Sorry for your loss
darkmis1 18
I'd report that teacher asap! That's a horrible thing to say! I'm so sorry-cancer has really affected my life, so I know how you feel.
CSB7 4
#3 is totally right! you should of dropped a bomb on that dumb bitch, I hate teachers that don't even bother to ask questions
cottonshwabs 0
really 134 must not care about your dad because idk anyone who can actually go back to school or work one day after a funeral for someone as impotant as a dad.
Totenglocke 0
People who realize that the world doesn't stop because someone died and that the best way to cope is to do the things that are necessary (school and work) as opposed to sitting in a dark room all alone making things worse?
Stop_DropRoll 0
this sounds totally fake.
tb15 0
I'm the OP's teacher (not really) and I believe that a funeral is no better an excuse than a vacation. He should not have put his petty sentiments in front of academics. To the OP's teacher, I just saved you thirty seconds by writing your comment for you
tb15 0
To be clear, the comment I posted is not my opinion just the opinion of an exaggerated idea of what that kind of teacher would be like. I of course realize that his teacher would probably not really think that a funeral is not an appropriate excuse And I hope no one actually thought that I thought that a funeral was not a valid excuse. I was just making a joke using what I thought was pretty obvious sarcasm. I think its sad what happened to the OP's dad but I doubt I offended him because if he didn't want jokes to be made he wouldn't have posted it on FML, a comedy site To the OP, too bad that happened. At the off chance the OP's teacher is actually reading this, sorry if I offended you, but I hope you feel bad at yelling at the OP.
Craig92EIRE 0
hit there ****** head in. this happened to my friend in my primary school way back and the teacher started on at him and he just hit him and walked out. OP thats really horrible and i do hope u did somethin about it but anyway hope u pull through sorry for your loss
docack 0
I'm sorry to hear that.