Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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iamtheplatypus 0
get the **** fired
t0xicfaerie 4
I'd hate that teacher forever. Sorry for your loss. :(
martic835 2
When my brother was murdered I took 2 months off from school (high school) and when I went back people (students & teachers) gave me so much bad attitude. At the end of my first day back I was in tears. People can really suck, OP. Sorry for your loss.
smile232 3
I don't understand why so many teachers get mad at someone for missing school. It wasn't your fault someone close died. It sucks. Sorry for eveyones losses
xNephilim 19
This is probably the most legit excuse for missing school for two months. Dealing with a parent or sibling dying of natural causes is already hard enough, but the added stress of it being a murder case? I'm very sorry. That's just awful. I hope you've found peace by now.
CATE_19 0
whoever wrote you deserve it...**** your life. heartless people. oh.. and the teacher. what a meanie. D:
ps2stony 0
why do things like this get posted??? are we supposed to be LAUGHING at this?
kg124 0
slap a trick
Ukjames1993 0
In reply to sdras I assumed it was a woman as the teacher of mine who I can imagine doing this is a woman I hope that any ydi's are accidental I do think people are overreacting about the teacher, their a bitch but not that bad that they deserve to be fired. Sorry for your loss
Zitroaneleh 0
Any teacher who would cause such mental anguish to any student most certainly deserves to be sacked.
lendahandmanda 0
I hope you told that bitch off. I would start crying on purpose just to make her feel even worse. Sorry to hear about your Dad.
jaysaysss 0
For the grammer nazis buggin' out about my spelling I'll have you know I have an A in english (which includes spelling if you didn't know) and OP I'm very sorry for your loss and the teacher is an asshole for not letting you explain.
Ascaryrobot 0
Why don't you exercise it then?
E1337ist 0
Christ, teacher's a bitch!