Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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Comments (206)
ily1210 10
whata dick! i woulda been so pissed id b like "MY DAD DIED u ******* bitch"
Americunt 0
**** your worthless ass teacher, she needs to be fired for being an inconsiderate bitch. FYL OP. I'm so sorry.
blastvortex 4
This will be more an FML for her when you tell her why you were away (not that she doesn't deserve it though).
Totenglocke 0
Sorry that your dad died, but two weeks off for a funeral? Sorry, but that sounds suspiciously like you took advantage of the situation to kick back and relax. Missing a few days, makes perfect sense. Missing two weeks on the other hand doesn't.
boatkicker 5
You can tell a little in advance when someone's about to go from something like cancer. It doesn't come all of a sudden, and if I knew my father only had a week to live you can bet I'd be spending every minute of that remaining time with him.
Kabelski101 0
Excuse me?? When my mom died I missed 2 weeks of school, and that was in 2nd grade. You have no right to say someone is 'taking advantage' of their parents death! Completely uncalled for. Clearly you don't know what it's like to loose a parent. So don't try and assume that people are taking advantage of it, because if you've never felt the pain of loosing a parent, you clearly wouldn't know that 2 weeks of school is, YES, necessary.
jeniilouise 0
agreed! try being in that situation and see how much kick back and relaxing you do!
PinkRoseLove 0
wtf is wrong with you?? do you have no sympathy for anyone? if my dad died i wouldn't go back to school for a ******* month i'd be so devastated. OP you have my deepest condolences and please slap ur teacher in the face with the hand that's holding the death certificate
raaszombie 0
WTF?! i would beat the shit out of that teacher. D:< what a biotch. :/ i'm so sorry bout ur dumb ass teacher and the death of ur dad, mostly. ):
xXStarlightXx 0
I say you go back to school tomorrow and be like oh I wonder how it feels to be a ducked up teach let's ask the bitch over there who didn't realize that I was gone for two weeks cause my dad died how do you feel about grilling me now you horrible person yeah that's right go jump off a bridge
pinkphonepinkpho 16
holy shit #122 and every other person out there who is saying two weeks is a bit excessive. what the **** is wrong with you. she/he has lost one of her parents and you're saying a few days would be okay! do you have no heart at all. maybe someone did call the school to say what had happened but that teacher did not know or something. the only person who knows the full story in the OP. **** , you are all so selfish for saying two weeks is too long
mirandasaia 0
Whoaa. the same thing happended to me the second week of school and i was telling my one friend about it and the teacher was like "shut up nobody cares about why you missed school" and i jsut walked out of the classroom and left the school shortly after
Michellular 0
duuuude, thats RIDICULOUS. you shouldve slapped that teacher across the freaaakin face ! i know i wouldve if i was in your shoes. sorry about your dad,
smithman0909 0
ok my dad died of pancreatic cancer i missed a day for the funeral and was back the next day 2 weeks rly?