Anonymous
Great Malvern, United Kingdom
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
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James
Gordon says you SUCK
Today, my sister was so bored during the lockdown that she let me attempt to cook an omelette without turning the stove on, just so she had something amusing to watch. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
sarah4241
Belfast, United Kingdom
Masterchef
Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML
Anonymous
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Never say easy
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Annon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Idiots, idiots everywhere
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire, and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
francesa_loca
Canada
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Wizardo 33
The fire is there just like the cooking skills you can't see, muggles.
pdp_fml 21
He should watch some you tube videos to learn how to cook.
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Comments (111)
JohnTheLad 13
The man makes his own fire. He needs no gas.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
Most guys I know make their own gas, and I just hope they don't have fire.
JohnTheLad 13
Whoa, its unfortunate you are around these strange men.
taylor21398 14
Well at least you know he can never burn the house down.
buttcramp 21
was he just super tired trying to cook himself breakfast? or did he think he really knew what he was doing? lol
geminigirl88 4
Haha that's funny
Goblin182 26
Anyone can cook with heat.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Why is it FYL op? It's not you cooking... It's his food...
dakid87 10
Well, how do you like your eggs ?
PainOfDemise 11
How old is your brother? If he doesn't even know to turn the stove on, he's probably to young to be cooking.
fwongraven 10
I wouldn't be too sure, when my brother was 15 I witnessed him mashing some bread up with a knife. He genuinely could not make a sandwich.
Bondhi 0
That's called distraction, we've all been there. It's more a YDI since you wasted your own time watching him do it! It's not even really an FML since nothing happened to you. If this is the worst of your life, you've got it pretty good.
mzhaze 22
how is it a FYL moment and maybe you should have told him