Anonymous
Great Malvern, United Kingdom
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
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James
Gordon says you SUCK
Today, my sister was so bored during the lockdown that she let me attempt to cook an omelette without turning the stove on, just so she had something amusing to watch. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
sarah4241
Belfast, United Kingdom
Masterchef
Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML
Anonymous
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Never say easy
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Annon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Idiots, idiots everywhere
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire, and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
francesa_loca
Canada
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Wizardo 33
The fire is there just like the cooking skills you can't see, muggles.
pdp_fml 21
He should watch some you tube videos to learn how to cook.
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ewang_ 12
You've gotta be yolking
Izabushel 65
Maybe he was trying to cook up a dose of salmonella?
DanielleinDC 33
I think we've all made the mistake of trying to cook and forgetting to turn on the stove. *mutters about how it's helpful to turn the burner on*
amphetamin3 17
Or turning on the wrong burner.... I've done that. Then you stand there and wonder why the water is taking so long to boil...lol
limitedition 25
Let's hope it was really, really hot outside
Lilxpie 18
All I can say is he should learn from HowToBasic on YouTube to make some great eggs.
Michaelgf 13
Did you at least take a video of him?
Ksweety_fml 27
Lmao....
dsarmada 4
Imaging what he will do with the bacon...
Queensland 27
That's nice dear.
Ziggy122 15
More like, f his life.