The Rupture

By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Hey, at least he'll have something to brag about with his bros. "Yeah, I wrecked her." Accentuate the positive.

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Mungolikecandy 19

(At this time) 27 people say she deserved it? What sort of maniacs are those 27 people?

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RichardPencil 30

Hey, at least he'll have something to brag about with his bros. "Yeah, I wrecked her." Accentuate the positive.

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Darkraiomega5 8

Oh damn, are you okay? Also I'm curious, how much would medical bills for that even be? Hopefully not too much :/

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hellphone_fml 37

I had a cyst rupture and went to the er like my Dr said too and with insurance I still had to pay 500$. They didn't do anything but give me an ibeuprofin and tell me I'd be fine.

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Mungolikecandy 19

(At this time) 27 people say she deserved it? What sort of maniacs are those 27 people?

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langenbrat 8

I accidentally clicked it. In my defense, I did click the your life sucks button to make up for it. I've had ruptured ovarian cysts before. No one deserves that.

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kfchicken 31

it's because the devs refuse to make the options unclickable

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Mathalamus 24

They might have clicked it for doing that with weird cramps, somehow expecting it to do nothing.

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

Happened to me last year. Worst pain ive ever felt in my life. Youre gonna want to hold off on the sex or at least keep it gentle.

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boredgirl_02 14

Yeah, I had that happen a few years back. Could barely walk. Within 6 months I had surgery to diagnose endometriosis and they removed many more cysts and one damaged Fallopian tube. My advice, look into inflammatory diet, and watch the chemicals you put on and in your body. Diva cup helps

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gingacutie96 9

Forreal though been dealing with extreme cysts for over a year now and sometimes they require surgery so I’d keep track of them if it keeps occurring so you can tell your Obgyn. Most of the time they’re normal but ya never know when they start to be abnormal like that

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MN_girl21 7

That happened to me but the cyst hemorrhaged, when the ER surgeon finally decided to take me back because of my vitals and the amount of pain I was in he ended up suctioning 2.5 liters of blood out of my abdomen. They kept me overnight in case I needed a transfusion. Idk if I bled internally so slowly that I didn’t die or what but it was the worst pain of my life

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