Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
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Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, my dog woke me up with the sound of vomiting. I immediately got up and tried to figure out what he was doing. After 30 minutes, he didn’t vomit, just kept making the sounds. I banished him from my presence for some more shuteye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML
Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
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LuckBeNimble 19
this is why I prefer cats. a cat would've let me sleep while it threw up...
perdix 31
You should have brushed your teeth before you opened the door. Your morning breath was probably an emetic.
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Comments (51)
KiddNYC1O 22
Expert.
shamille 5
Your dog is a cat.
SApprentice 34
It's unfortunate that she vomited as soon you appeared, but I think it's kind of sweet. I feel like your dog loves you, and when she felt ill she went to you for comfort. Or maybe she didn't really feel sick. Maybe she just ate something tasty, and wanted to give you a sample of it.
padajuan 11
My dog always cleans up after he vomits. It's like having a little furry maid. Unfortunately, he's not called Olga. Or Consuela.
sukdeepindra 3
She was trying to tell u that she had to throw up but u reacted late.
robo_thunder 13
Lesson learned
glki 7
YDI? What is wrong with people/app?
sesor 7
Bahaha what a funny dog! Hope (s)he's alright. My dog takes herself outside if she needs to throw up
U_GotitDude 18
Scumbag dog
fyl7899 12
I'd rather get clawed by a cat than get 25 stitches on my face for being bitten by some stupid idiot mutt.