Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
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Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, my dog woke me up with the sound of vomiting. I immediately got up and tried to figure out what he was doing. After 30 minutes, he didn’t vomit, just kept making the sounds. I banished him from my presence for some more shuteye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML
Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
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Top comments
LuckBeNimble 19
this is why I prefer cats. a cat would've let me sleep while it threw up...
perdix 31
You should have brushed your teeth before you opened the door. Your morning breath was probably an emetic.
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Comments (51)
olpally 33
Brian griffin!!! Lol. How unfortunate.
doodlecloud 27
Can someone explain to me why this has so many YDIs? All I can think of is because she made the dog wait for a little bit or because most FMLers are cat people but neither of them seem to really justify the ratio..
love_me_electric 20
I'm a cat person and I voted FYL, so that can't be it :/ Maybe it's cause she keeps her dog outside at night. I can just imagine all the PETA freaks going "Oh em gee, if you don't let your dog sleep with you at night that's ABUSE!"
RvidxrKlvn 8
I think this fml is glitching up or something
naya_bingi 11
Well, there could be many reasons for that. For example, some voted because they are miserable people themselves (therefore everything that happens to others is their own fault and therefore deserve it)... Or because if the dog was obviously trying to get his attention, he should've checked on him sooner (my vote)... Or because they accidentally voted wrong by hitting the wrong button (I'm guilty of this too)
GothicAngel17 24
Because people are oversensitive assholes who probably think she deserved it for ignoring her dog. Hell, when I wake up I ignore my animals if they're scratching at the door for a little while. Most of the time they just want to come in and see you so it's not like OP new her dog was feeling sick. Ugh, the FML community seems to be slowly becoming more stupid by the day. *braces self for being thumbed down into Oblivion*
NotGabe 28
I do this when I see my in-laws...
winkydog4056 16
Obviously, puppers was pissed off OP was not responding.
ArielTheMermaid 17
The dog in your picture is so freakin cute
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol you were trolled by your dog.
JustHayden 5
You waited too long
newburton13 26
Why does every new FML have twice the amount of YDIs as FYLs?
license2chill 5
Maybe your dog needed to use your in-suite bathroom, and she didn't make it in time, finished her business right at your door, lol
jelly713 19
I know, from being a pet owner, it's hard to get up sometimes out of laziness but I still say you deserve it for not getting up. I know I deserved it all those times I lagged it to take care of my cats.
yuggi1 11
Retribution for making him wait. Now you know.