By ScoozieBooze - United States - Albuquerque
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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By  Enslaved  |  36

Sounds like you set up the perfect Neighborhood Watch. I bet they'll always keep an eye on what comes out of your house. Thieves don't stand a chance!

  naya_bingi  |  11

And he replied to you 10 or so comments below this comment...

Never thought there would be a need for a commenting/replying tutorial but the stupidity is great with this one.

By  1dvs_bstd  |  41

.... what if ... your neighbors think you were screwing the pooch? I mean, it does have your tampon applicator and you did run out with your undies... see what this observer means?