Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there awkwardly while my mom pulled out her shopping list. I bet you can guess what she added. FML
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perdix
| 29
And your dad is out of town and/or had a vasectomy.
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Starfire22
| 5
sooo, your mom has sex. old people have sex , bug whoop...
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missyfayee
| 0
first!!!!!
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00yoda4
| 0
I think she added bananas
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danyfuckinheatle
| 0
you should get a bj from her.
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wintamint101
| 7
they were probably for you
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ClaireBear9087
| 0
57 youre stupid. 1 no one cares that your first. blahh. and ooh you didnt know your mom had sex? how do you think you got here?
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poisonflower
| 6
56, the op is a girl.
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pokemai
| 6
Yeah, and a girl should never have to buy her own condoms ... Seriously .........
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CougeeSwagg
| 19
Um, it's only fair for everyone to be prepared. Why should it be the guy's responsibility every time? It's common courtesy.
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icanspellgud
| 0
why did she randomly have her shopping list with her?
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me199
| 0
awkward and..... THIRD!!!!!!
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corbincorbin
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see at least you made a comment on it not like the idiot at the top who only says first
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TheWhiteDemon
| 0
what happened yo second? O.o
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me199
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SECOND and why did you ask her for condoms?
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perdix
| 29
And your dad is out of town and/or had a vasectomy.
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frikkinhannah
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perdix, you're my favorite.
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Starfire22
| 5
sooo, your mom has sex. old people have sex , bug whoop...
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TheTerenity
| 9
*big
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randomshuffle369
| 7
Nein.
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tristanh27
| 0
ya that's acward did she at least give you some. fifth
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matt5217
| 4
nice try seventh
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Lebanesegirl4Eva
| 0
Aww! Thats cute! But it is awkward especially if its your mom!
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AtrumMessor
| 1
Eww...
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quintus5446
| 0
I'll say it; it's because YOU were the consequence of not using Trojan condoms (the ecstacy is icing on the cock).
p.s. yeah, she hates you.
p.s. yeah, she hates you.