Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy...

By aawkward... - 9/12/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there awkwardly while my mom pulled out her shopping list. I bet you can guess what she added. FML

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By perdix | 29

#712374 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:40

And your dad is out of town and/or had a vasectomy.

By Starfire22 | 5

#712377 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:41

sooo, your mom has sex. old people have sex , bug whoop...

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By missyfayee | 0

#712328 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:07

first!!!!!

00yoda4 | 0

#986186 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:31

I think she added bananas

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1024662 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:49

you should get a bj from her.

wintamint101 | 7

#1031715 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 3:23

they were probably for you

ClaireBear9087 | 0

#1373382 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:32

57 youre stupid. 1 no one cares that your first. blahh. and ooh you didnt know your mom had sex? how do you think you got here?

poisonflower | 6

#1997998 - Sunday 23 January 2011 2:40

56, the op is a girl.

pokemai | 6

#5528428 - Monday 10 June 2013 12:44

Yeah, and a girl should never have to buy her own condoms ... Seriously .........

CougeeSwagg | 14

#6595526 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:38

Um, it's only fair for everyone to be prepared. Why should it be the guy's responsibility every time? It's common courtesy.

By icanspellgud | 0

#712344 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:16

why did she randomly have her shopping list with her?

By me199 | 0

#712346 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:18

awkward and..... THIRD!!!!!!

corbincorbin | 0

#1099984 - Saturday 17 July 2010 2:28

see at least you made a comment on it not like the idiot at the top who only says first

TheWhiteDemon | 0

#1266427 - Thursday 19 August 2010 4:13

what happened yo second? O.o

By me199 | 0

#712350 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:20

SECOND and why did you ask her for condoms?

By perdix | 29

#712374 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:40

And your dad is out of town and/or had a vasectomy.

frikkinhannah | 0

#966818 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 14:59

perdix, you're my favorite.

By Starfire22 | 5

#712377 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:41

sooo, your mom has sex. old people have sex , bug whoop...

TheTerenity | 9

#3679764 - Sunday 4 December 2011 5:23

*big

randomshuffle369 | 7

#5409518 - Monday 18 March 2013 2:31

Nein.

By tristanh27 | 0

#712385 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:43

ya that's acward did she at least give you some. fifth

matt5217 | 4

#1034043 - Thursday 17 June 2010 20:50

nice try seventh

By Lebanesegirl4Eva | 0

#712390 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:50

Aww! Thats cute! But it is awkward especially if its your mom!

By AtrumMessor | 1

#712391 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:50

Eww...

By quintus5446 | 0

#712413 - Thursday 10 December 2009 0:16

I'll say it; it's because YOU were the consequence of not using Trojan condoms (the ecstacy is icing on the cock).

p.s. yeah, she hates you.