FML : Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said "What a nice...

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Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said "What a nice young man," and he said. "It's ok, ma'am; my dad says to always hold the doors open for old ladies." I'm 43. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 December 2009 21:05 / United States

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By jeanii_fml | 4

#712552 - Thursday 10 December 2009 1:58

Well you're probably old to him, since he's just a boy.

By Starfire22 | 5

#712571 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:04

To him, anyone over twenty is old...

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By jeanii_fml | 4

#712552 - Thursday 10 December 2009 1:58

Well you're probably old to him, since he's just a boy.

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dudeitsdanny | 9

#716029 - Saturday 12 December 2009 5:01

And "what a nice young man" sounds like something my grandmother would say when I open a door for her, or something of the sort.
=)

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funloveinnewyork | 0

#988536 - Wednesday 5 May 2010 6:57

your offically over the hill soo yea!

By nuttinick | 0

#712557 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:00

its a kid. y do u care?

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IndigoFuckYou | 9

#2699830 - Friday 17 June 2011 6:21

it's 'why' and 'you', actually. dumbass.

By Gavik | 0

#712565 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:02

YDI for being old. Stop using up valuable resources for young people and die.

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lpisagf | 1

#712625 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:31

You defecate yourself (:

By powersmoke | 0

#712569 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:03

Well, you are 43...jesus jimmiy.

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Zpain777 | 0

#1005029 - Monday 24 May 2010 6:54

it's not day old

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matt5217 | 4

#1174243 - Monday 2 August 2010 3:35

what a terrible father you are

By Fop | 6

#712570 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:04

YDI for whining about such a minor detail.

In fact, you ARE quite old. You've quite probably lived half your life and more.

By Starfire22 | 5

#712571 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:04

To him, anyone over twenty is old...

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himoonkey | 8

#2194748 - Thursday 17 March 2011 16:49

to me anyone over the age of 1 is old so we all are elderly

By _strawberry99 | 0

#712575 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:05

you should've just said thanks. and no its everyone over 35.

By RaeBabe03 | 0

#712580 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:08

Okay it's a kid get over yourself!!!

By summer99 | 0

#712585 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:10

omg it's just a little kid. to him, everyone must be old!

By ANTONKR | 0

#712586 - Thursday 10 December 2009 2:11

you are old

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