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Not much going on

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I told my mom a funny story, and she responded with, “Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram last week.” My life is now reduced to reruns. FML

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Wednesday 20 November 2024 10:14

Oh no! Your mum pays attention to your life! Poor you!

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