FML : Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs...

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tara22 - / Monday 27 April 2009 23:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By Seegtease | 0

#150387 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:11

#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference.

If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

By Hugeness | 0

#150324 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:29

HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

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By truslide | 0

#150317 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

guitarheaven789 | 0

#1072002 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 23:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Macromartyr | 3

#1229938 - Thursday 12 August 2010 17:45

It's not rape you tard

prepayedtank | 0

#4251055 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:30

Your an idiot.. It was an accident

By Hugeness | 0

#150324 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:29

HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

MrFagHole | 0

#865102 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:53

fail,hole

lennelleong | 31

#5544770 - Friday 21 June 2013 4:07

"K.O.! and you're out for the count!" But seriously OP, i would prefer blacking out from the force of the climax. Secondly, was the swelling on your head bigger than the swelling in his pants? I've a third point to make, but i don't want to try too hard! *OUCH*

adacurtis | 9

#6083743 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 18:59

more like F his life.. I bet he felt horrible

cheyluvsturtles | 30

#6625410 - Friday 10 June 2016 21:59

I think she probably felt horrible to!!! she probably has a massive headache

By trslove | 0

#150334 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:33

Wowww that sucks! Your bf needs to learn his own strength!!!

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#150337 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

L0l, cute. Points for creativity though! An experience you'd never forget =D

jhoward7 | 0

#1005018 - Monday 24 May 2010 6:42

yeah... at least he tried to do something romantic for you... it's the thought right?

By mjsmclaren | 0

#150339 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:35

donkey punch...

By LostAndNotFound | 0

#150350 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:39

it was all part of the plan baby.

By RyanRaygun | 0

#150358 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:43

Best 10 minutes of my... I mean... his life, I'm sure.

By brook042 | 0

#150371 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:53

9-1-1

By Seegtease | 0

#150387 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:11

By DearlyBeloved | 0

#150391 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

My boyfriend and I tried to get hot and heavy against the wall too. He couldn't support my weight (though I'm 107lbs) and down I went, hitting my head against the other wall and scraping my body against the side. So no worries, it happens to everyone.