FML : Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two...

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Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 April 2017 18:00 /

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By PennyLane27 | 30

#7434894 - Thursday 6 April 2017 06:36

Of all the FML's ever published, this one might be the most FML-iest one in existence. It's like the blazing candles atop one giant shitcake!

By ImminentDisaster | 8

#7434897 - Thursday 6 April 2017 06:53

Did you not also get covered in vomit as a result?

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By Robert Descroix | 18

#7434882 - Thursday 6 April 2017 06:09

hhhhhh

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7434894 - Thursday 6 April 2017 06:36

Of all the FML's ever published, this one might be the most FML-iest one in existence. It's like the blazing candles atop one giant shitcake!

By ImminentDisaster | 8

#7434897 - Thursday 6 April 2017 06:53

Did you not also get covered in vomit as a result?

By SDLBW | 7

#7434907 - Thursday 6 April 2017 07:39

Guess who gets to contact a lawyer & get paid!

By vandj8 | 6

#7434914 - Thursday 6 April 2017 07:57

This one wins FML forever. At least until someone falls into a septic tank.

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SpiralButterfly | 12

#7434929 - Thursday 6 April 2017 08:28

I now have that image in my head. Thanks.

By species4872 | 19

#7434915 - Thursday 6 April 2017 08:02

And I suppose there was no toilet paper as well.

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GIJoefan | 4

#7434968 - Thursday 6 April 2017 09:47

That would sure top off that ugly day.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7434957 - Thursday 6 April 2017 09:10

My guesses are: 1. Jared Kushner 2. Emma Stone 3. The guy that gave Emma Stone's card to Warren Beatty. I hope I win. Wish me luck!

By JadeMinu | 10

#7434958 - Thursday 6 April 2017 09:11

Man i feel for ya hahahaha!

By GIJoefan | 4

#7434967 - Thursday 6 April 2017 09:46

Oh, ew! So gross!

By JillianJuneBug | 31

#7434970 - Thursday 6 April 2017 09:51

Was it at least just your own poo?

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