Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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dammn 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?
amirn86 0
How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1
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popsiclesticks 0
i did something very similar to that once! i was like wow that (the "mannequin") looks so incredibly real! it was in the window of a store, where mannequins typically are. i even felt the need to stare at it for a bit. later on in another store there was my mannequin.. walking around. pretty damn embarassing
thebigO_fml 0
haha i actually did that once!
interventions 1
that actually happened to my friend once. she's really tall, haha.
LoveMeTURBO 0
how can you not tell a real person from a mannequin?
piquante_fml 0
once at macys i was sitting in a chair outside the waiting room for my sister and a woman looking around freaked out when i moved from my spot she thought i was a mannequin
Tucatz 0
My sister once did that in Sibley's in Rochester. There were some kids who were doing the living mannequin thing, and my niece asked her if they were people or mannequins. My sister said "Of course they're mannequins" and to prove it goosed one of the female ones- who jumped and screamed in surprise. One of my favorite stories that my niece tells. By the way, what's with all the YouTube style idiotic commentary in here? Are you really unable to spell out "you are" and have to resort to txtspeek? For realsies, people!
madame_malfoy 4
if my boyfriend did that he'd get slapped by me, and if he didnt get slapped by the otehr woman, they'd BOTH get one from me
Brittanyy 0
how the **** does someone not know the difference between a mannequin and a person?
neonoodle 0
completely and utterly fake. Not even a good job at it.
Lucicx0 0
hahahahahaa 17 and 24