Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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dammn 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?
amirn86 0
How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1
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Pointless 0
Haha, at first I thought "how the hell did you think a real person was a mannequin??" but then I thought maybe it was a model; A lot of the modeling agencies around where I live send their models out to take the place of mannequins in the stores around here to teach them to stand still and how to pose for a long time. Just my thoughts on the matter. :]
AnalJustice 0
something like that happened to me too... except i dun usually go around ass-slapping mannequins so it wasn't that big of a deal
scb197 0
#16 i'm dying at yours
dwights 0
this just makes me question humanity. please go jump off a cliff. k thx
ArivO 0
You must be retarded lol
12frisbees 0
Number 43, last time a guy slapped my ass I turned around and boxed him in the face. Just sayin'.
blkwhtrbbt 0
like!
iamphlybry 0
you're an idiot
well_this_sucks 0
how can you not tell the difference between a shiny piece of plastic and a human being????
Monty_Python 0
Idiot.
infidelboy 0
can you not tell the person had a top half?!!!