By Anonymous - 16/6/2020 14:01

All kinds of wrong

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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By  coute21  |  6

I would have said, "Wtf? Let go of me - she's just a friend and I'm gay!" Those kind of misunderstandings are best cleared up immediately. Better clear it up with your friend too in case she really is in love with you and it's not just the dad's misconception.

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  xXPikachuXx  |  21

this is probably one of the most ignorant comments I've seen you post, and I've seen a lot of your comments.

By  coute21  |  6

I would have said, "Wtf? Let go of me - she's just a friend and I'm gay!" Those kind of misunderstandings are best cleared up immediately. Better clear it up with your friend too in case she really is in love with you and it's not just the dad's misconception.