Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
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olpally
| 32
Well worth it. She should be ashamed for behaving that way off duty and hopefully you can clear your name.
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lantz4levi
| 19
That would be embarrassing. Why did you arrest this lady? "She punched me after I was trying to force myself on her husband"
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BlazeCaravelli
| 13
that's bad luck
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O0hdear
| 21
exactly what I thought as soon as I read this.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
She was trying to harass and assault her husband? I hope OP's hubby files charges.
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MDoremis
| 38
Bitch should have kept her hands to herself and not tried to assert herself on a married man.
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HannahLastedxoxo
| 10
#84 I wish I could like this multiple times
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Bethaneey
| 15
Nooooooo.
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Tgimonday
| 14
well at least she can't arrest you
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pokemyeyes
| 23
In the UK its a crime to assault an off-duty police officer (as in a separate crime) and they are still obligated to break crime up when they see it
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
It may be a crime to assault an officer off duty or not, but that particular cop had it coming since she had no dignity, then chose to get drunk and force herself onto other men. Off duty or not, she should feel ashamed of herself and deserves whatever punishment comes her way.
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Lyzeen
| 9
assault is always a crime.. you don't have to be an off-duty cop to get charged for that -.-
besides that so is harassement. regardless of the gender. and if someone gets to close to me and doesnt back off after i asked for he/she gets his/her ass kicked. so good job OP!
besides that so is harassement. regardless of the gender. and if someone gets to close to me and doesnt back off after i asked for he/she gets his/her ass kicked. so good job OP!
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jessmonkey
| 15
That could make for a solid threesome.
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helptheorphans
| 17
ew
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
That wasn't close to funny.
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mrspace
| 3
i made a account just to say that this was funny every one else is just being a sensitive prick
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jtfrisch
| 22
This is funny actually
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sjewel
| 9
I thought it was funny. people have no sense of humor
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paris_ava
| 24
guys it was a harmless joke, chill
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Pandaling
| 12
@66. More like some people have a different sense of humor, so not everyone is going to find it funny.
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R2Y2
| 22
Looking at it in conjunction with his profile pic was pretty funny.
Not in a humorous way.
Not in a humorous way.
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I_own_a_dog
| 11
Obviously OP is being sarcastic here but it seems the FML community has like, selective sarcasm hearing essentially and only they get to decide when someone is saying something sarcastic and funny.. But don't mind me I'm probably jaunt gonna get down voted like all these other unfortunate souls that tries to defend him..
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lantz4levi
| 19
That would be embarrassing. Why did you arrest this lady? "She punched me after I was trying to force myself on her husband"
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UserError94
| 18
Lol, should have had her husband buy her shots til she blacked out then shaved her eyebrows.
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olpally
| 32
Well worth it. She should be ashamed for behaving that way off duty and hopefully you can clear your name.
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rsue
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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doodlecloud
| 26
FML is from the UK. We're by no means perfect, but we tend not to shoot children.
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lunar999
| 23
Some countries have laws regarding this sort of thing which would allow OP to have no charges held against her, unless there was serious damage to the other party.
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Malsain_fml
| 10
Well, a cop is person before anything.
Nobody's perfect, and I am pretty sure that a lot of drunk girl "attack" a lot of man, some of them married.
And I am pretty sure not all of them are bad persons.
Nobody's perfect, and I am pretty sure that a lot of drunk girl "attack" a lot of man, some of them married.
And I am pretty sure not all of them are bad persons.
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nourHERE
| 15
well she was clearly to drunk to arrest you
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Lalala579121
| 27
I doubt this would be an FML if she was too drunk to do anything about it.
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PixelSword24
| 15
Too*
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gosh_mate
| 30
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MrSassypants
| 32
The security guards were drunk too.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
You actually think security guards are everywhere to save your helpless ass? Clubs may have bouncers, but most bars and taverns don't.
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sjewel
| 9
sure let's asks the security guard to remove a drunk that hitting on someone. hitting on someone isn't against the law so they see no point
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MissInformation
| 3
Actually they would see a point. As a former security guard at a night club, we would frequently remove people who were considered a high probability of causing a scene that will disturb other patrons, or likely to cause a fight before the fight actually happens. Coincidentally, more often than not it was overly intoxicated girls that were the problem, not the stereotypical "douche guys" at clubs.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
I'm probably going to get thumbed down, but I kind of agree with 8. Couldn't you have moved to a different place in the bar or left altogether? I don't think that punching someone is the answer unless you're trying to defend yourself. All punching someone does is get you in trouble (cop or not. You would've gotten thrown out for throwing the punch and if the cops were called you would've got charged.). I'm not saying ydi but i do think you should've walked away.
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brendejafulable
| 41
What does violence solve? Nothing.
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Obito_Uchiha651
| 17
if some guy was throwing themselves on my wife/gf I'm not going to ask them politely to stop
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Hooray for blind idealism!
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Mathalamus
| 24
I would also not punch them.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I doubt the husband was overpowered. he could easily have stopped this without the need for being violent
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piker117
| 11
you can solve anything with the proper application of force
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Morning_fml
| 22
In other words, you can solve anything by being violent. Appropriately.
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the_real_dvd
| 21
#57 you've clearly never been hit on by a drunk overly aggressive woman.
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oiler
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lkimball527
| 11
Violence is quite often an answer...Maybe not THE answer, but definitely a plausible one.
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Lalala579121
| 27
What if the question is "what is physical aggression called?"
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trollcrusher
| 17
@11 If violence is never the answer for you, then that's fine. But if that's the case, then it must be the question... to which the answer is yes.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
I think violence is only really needed if you're defending yourself. Other than that, it only gets you into trouble.