Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
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Top comments
Tiffanie Holley 7
I'm saying you deserve it but but in a negative way! go on your date, you deserve happiness and love, regardless of height
RichardPencil 32
You're gonna have some tall ******' children. You might want to implant a basketball hoop in your womb, so your offspring can learn their inevitable game early.
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Comments (15)
Tiffanie Holley 7
I'm saying you deserve it but but in a negative way! go on your date, you deserve happiness and love, regardless of height
Brandy Plapp 17
I hope you have a blast and there's a great connection ❤️
RichardPencil 32
You're gonna have some tall ******' children. You might want to implant a basketball hoop in your womb, so your offspring can learn their inevitable game early.
Tubbytoy42 5
Your children will be glorious conquers of men, akin to Charlamane and the giants of old.
Dirtysalamander1 13
or will have back problems.
bobsanction 18
I'd love to meet a woman that tall, but chicks always want a guy that's taller than them.
Bbq 5
What does 6ft 8 mean?
ahabsfan 17
It means she makes 6 free throws for every 8 she takes and she’s really tall.
FireMars 14
She's 203.2cm tall if that helps
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
Awww! hope it goes well!
spinningrecords 14
He probably goes through the same difficulties. I hope you both have a great time.
Wadlaen 24
Congratulations, and have fun!🤗
kitten79TX 5
So, your complaint is that men don't typically find you attractive. Then when a man finds you attractive, you put yourself down and complain that you're going out with him. I'm very confused here.