By xoragebaby - 24/01/2015 01:29 - United States

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Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
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On the other hand: "today, my girlfriend fell asleep on me during sex. She was having a good dream though. Of me? Oh no. She was dreaming of chopping lettuce. FML" ?

The real FML is that you fell asleep during sex. It would seem you need to straighten some things out with your boyfriend.

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That's one one to toss the salad....

Wow the first thing that came to my mind.

Guess that was the first first thing to come to your head!

I am guessing it was also the only thing that came that day :/

#12 I see what you did there. Well played.

He wanted head...of lettuce...

'Lettuce' say that must have been very awkward

I think she might need to take time off from work a little........

I hope he isn't offended and just laughs about it. Because this is hilarious!

Lettuce dwell on mediocrity of this comment and come to understand why one should not FML before the first coffee of the day. Edit: Dammit, my pre coffee sluggishness lost me my first first comment ever :(

Nah, trick with those is to put just one letter in then edit to something sensible. It's how I got my first first.

The real FML is that you fell asleep during sex. It would seem you need to straighten some things out with your boyfriend.

Or rather teach him a few things.

If you are really, really tired and overworked it can happen, no matter how good the sex usually is!

Or if you are starting out a new job (that changes your routine) it can take a couple weeks for your body to catch up.

I'm with you - I could never imagine falling asleep during. Yawning? Yes. Drifting? Maybe. But falling asleep? He's not doing it right.

If you're exhausted enough, passing out during anything is possible.

Believe it or not, ladies, you're not supposed to just lie there. You're supposed to be active participants too.

I know guys who have fallen asleep during sex too. It doesnt mean they were just lying there.

oh thank god I wasn't the only one thinking this

It's possible for any number of reasons tbh. I've done it a couple of times; BuT Iv'e also got a life long disease that yes, randomly shuts my body down for a few moments. I exhaust extremely fast and next thing I know it's ZZZZ land.

Lettuce pretend this never happened.

Well that's forgivable. What would be really awkward is the other way around, telling your supervisor you're having sex with a lettuce.

On the other hand: "today, my girlfriend fell asleep on me during sex. She was having a good dream though. Of me? Oh no. She was dreaming of chopping lettuce. FML" ?

The fact that you or some unoriginal reader submitted this, word for word as it's typed here, makes me want to ban you from the internet for being unimaginably boring. Why do I even bother moderating....

I think you're saying I just copied a comment for the likes. I did not copy word for word, I assure you, but yes, the concept of a reverse FML has been used before

Damn, must have been one long day. To fall asleep like that, that lettuce must have been worth it!