Miscellaneous: Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 22:52 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML

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By really? - 20/03/2013 04:55 - United States

Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

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Where is it?

By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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She's crafty

By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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By pandaboo - 29/07/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

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CrissyyyS2 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

Voij 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:22

Call the cops.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:24

Exactly! Or throw a brick at his car

Fedezzer 20

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:30

Please. If she could in anyway beat him up she wouldn't have left without the purse.

Ian7890 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 17:53

sure, solve this situation by committing crimes.

yzzami 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:10

Exactly! Nothing says you're a jerk better than a kick between the legs

tjv3 10

Monday 1 July 2013 1:17

Call the police and press charges

doodieman 9

Monday 1 July 2013 7:22

48- Crimes get shit done.

Voij 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:22

Call the cops.

AestheticGuy 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 7:12

Exactly. What a retard kid. Probably one of those odd sociopathic kids. Just report him to the cops and they can kick his ass, kid needs some discipline.

mackdeezy 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:22

Id say have a cop "invade his privacy" see how he likes it.

Doritozilla 20

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:24

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A100893 30

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:26

Your ex is a thieving dick. Report his ass if he won't cooperate.

deepunder 17

Monday 1 July 2013 2:31

It's easier just to steal it back and never mention it. It's not like he'll file a report for a stolen purse. My friend got his iPhone stolen by his friend and when my friend went to his house he just took it back and left through a window, never to return.

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:27

My foot would invade the privacy of his ass.

godfathermock 19

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:05

Especially if its my sister's purse he stole.

Neyuu 18

Monday 1 July 2013 3:30

I feel like the fml community would make a really good army. "Kick his ass! Break his knees! Get the purse back!"

JaneChemi_fml 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:30

@7 calm down Red Foreman

YUNOFML 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:28

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leogachi 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:33

What was he doing with her sister's purse?

Nordrag 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:41

What are we doing commenting here?

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:43

"my NOW ex-boyfriend's closet"

AshleyScruggs 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:59

isn't it funny how people will say, "I hope you mean EX- boyfriend/ girlfriend" when the OP complains about his/ her significant other but when he/ she says ex- boyfriend/ girlfriend in the post they get confused about why the OP would be doing something involving his/ her ex.