Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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purplehaze980
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I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
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jdub28
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when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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zac12345
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winnn
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persianality
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loool
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jdub28
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win for sighting pee? fail for staring at an old lady long enough to notice the stream of piss.. that's just wrong!!
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zac12345
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I stare at old lady's crotches all the time, isn't that normal?
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aznpersuasion863
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Not a winn if it was an old lady :P
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FYLDeep
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Who said she was old?
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aznpersuasion863
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well sound like OP didnt lyk it so im guessin she was ugly or old
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hannahpie45
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wow, so you just stood there and watched?
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jdub28
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really? you think a young lady would pee in public? has to be an old lady!!
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FYLDeep
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She could have been some young crazy homeless person. Most homeless people are mentally ill so it's pluasable.
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FYLDeep
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And if you read a lot of FMLs you'll see that homeless people fucking pee everywhere!
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srunano
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I swear when I read it I saw it said "old," anyways still you should have scared the shit out of her, then that would have been funny. Should have made a siren noise or faked a cop voice. I remember doing that funniest memory of Christmas xD
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slothlover66
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Maybe she was just really drunk.
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bettadenne1
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haha 78 FTW!
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nmsm
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I saw old too #59
why was she spreading her cheeks to pee?
why was she spreading her cheeks to pee?
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wilkshire13
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lol at snicks =]
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angrynegro7
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She probably wanted some butt sex with her golden shower. I wonder if she knows the homeless guy who was caught in another FML "shitting furiously" in a subway staircase?
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bebz_fml
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LOL AT 78
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silentsniper441
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need a palate cleanser
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iloveloosy12
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what teh fuhhh
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girlieq3
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@111 - so it doesn't get all over?
I've seen this too.. Outside a bar by a girl that couldn't have been more than 20... In a dress, infront of about 100 people in line. Her friend was standing in front of her, but it did nothing!
I've seen this too.. Outside a bar by a girl that couldn't have been more than 20... In a dress, infront of about 100 people in line. Her friend was standing in front of her, but it did nothing!
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NerdyHannah
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lol :)
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bleedinginside
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I would stick my meatstick in her hole
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angrynegro7
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And leave her bleeding inside? LOL
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iSitt
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old people need sex too
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th88
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hahaha
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AndreaHaha
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haa ewwww
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GeorgeBoosh
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People pay good money for that. Did the OP get pics??
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paigeatsflesh
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ahahaha. oh that's funny.
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AA357
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Yeah.....sounds hotttttt ;)
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smartman136
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15 W. T. F. H
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smartman136
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111 well tell u when ur older
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nmsm
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aww
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nmsm
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but really. and get all over what?
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the_holy_one
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duude that's like terrifying.. You actually saw a woman pee on the street...
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momoimmortal
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it's a win because he popped a boner!!!
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iluvjk13
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hahaha, 15 is win.
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fylrofl
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some things are so weird, you cant look away... doesn't make op a freak
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IGotARedNose
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even tho thats disgusting it would still make my day xD
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Chrissy44
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lol read that one too
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morgaleigh
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@40 my friend has taken a crap in public so it could be a young person
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oneforme
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snickerdoodles is really tiny tim !!
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FireNinja
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kinky!!!! your sooo lucky for seeing that sort of voyer. unless she was dead ugly, then nvm.
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kiki123_55555
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she sounds like a fatass to me not an old lady.
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lightuup
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should have gone over and fucked her
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superedgar3
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that's hoot .
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tehamericanboy94
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Número Uno :) that sucks op..
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lizliz07
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more like número dos!
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zac12345
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^^^^^^ I'm número uno, gtfo
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Eddie_Paints
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Was she Horse Sized too?
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bihero
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die
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Baby2000
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lol
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wowurgay1994
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3rd nd dudeeee lol go blind haha
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Sun_Kissed18
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It would still be in his head, with that being one of the last things he ever saw :P Not a good idea
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CHUCKBARTOWSKl
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happens in downtown beijing all the time when the communists aren't trying to hide it
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CrazeDblaze
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ewwwwwww
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purplehaze980
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I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
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moneypenny_fml
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just like a furiously shitting hobo?
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cubanchick
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that's disgusting
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jdub28
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when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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lickmyjock
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When you have to go, you have to go.
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Jellytastic
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ewwwwww lol
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3_Kitten_3
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o.o wow....just....wow. what is wrong with some people!?!