By disturbed - 17/03/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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purplehaze980 0

I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .

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jdub28 0

when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?

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jdub28 0

win for sighting pee? fail for staring at an old lady long enough to notice the stream of piss.. that's just wrong!!

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zac12345 0

I stare at old lady's crotches all the time, isn't that normal?

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aznpersuasion863 0

Not a winn if it was an old lady :P

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FYLDeep 25

Who said she was old?

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aznpersuasion863 0

well sound like OP didnt lyk it so im guessin she was ugly or old

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hannahpie45 0

wow, so you just stood there and watched?

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jdub28 0

really? you think a young lady would pee in public? has to be an old lady!!

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FYLDeep 25

She could have been some young crazy homeless person. Most homeless people are mentally ill so it's pluasable.

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FYLDeep 25

And if you read a lot of FMLs you'll see that homeless people ******* pee everywhere!

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srunano 4

I swear when I read it I saw it said "old," anyways still you should have scared the shit out of her, then that would have been funny. Should have made a siren noise or faked a cop voice. I remember doing that funniest memory of Christmas xD

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nmsm 1

I saw old too #59 why was she spreading her cheeks to pee?

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angrynegro7 16

She probably wanted some butt sex with her golden shower. I wonder if she knows the homeless guy who was caught in another FML "******** furiously" in a subway staircase?

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silentsniper441 0

need a palate cleanser

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girlieq3 0

@111 - so it doesn't get all over? I've seen this too.. Outside a bar by a girl that couldn't have been more than 20... In a dress, infront of about 100 people in line. Her friend was standing in front of her, but it did nothing!

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bleedinginside 0

I would stick my meatstick in her hole

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iSitt 0

old people need sex too

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GeorgeBoosh 0

People pay good money for that. Did the OP get pics??

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AA357 0

Yeah.....sounds hotttttt ;)

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the_holy_one 0

duude that's like terrifying.. You actually saw a woman pee on the street...

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momoimmortal 0

it's a win because he popped a boner!!!

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fylrofl 0

some things are so weird, you cant look away... doesn't make op a freak

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IGotARedNose 0

even tho thats disgusting it would still make my day xD

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morgaleigh 6

@40 my friend has taken a crap in public so it could be a young person

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oneforme 0

snickerdoodles is really tiny tim !!

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FireNinja 3

kinky!!!! your sooo lucky for seeing that sort of voyer. unless she was dead ugly, then nvm.

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kiki123_55555 0

she sounds like a fatass to me not an old lady.

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wowurgay1994 0

3rd nd dudeeee lol go blind haha

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Sun_Kissed18 25

It would still be in his head, with that being one of the last things he ever saw :P Not a good idea

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CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0

happens in downtown beijing all the time when the communists aren't trying to hide it

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purplehaze980 0

I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .

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cubanchick 0

that's disgusting

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jdub28 0

when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?

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lickmyjock 0

When you have to go, you have to go.

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3_Kitten_3 0

o.o wow....just....wow. what is wrong with some people!?!

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