FML : Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I called his house,...

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me "he was so sad that we broke up." I didn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 18 November 2009 11:47 / Denmark

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By roaminginsomniac | 0

#678019 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:52

Tell his mom he didn't tell you about any break up, but he needs to call you so you can tell him about his STD test. Tell her you wouldn't have sex with him because he has several STD's. That should help him out a Bunch!

By GreenDaemon21 | 0

#678088 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 09:33

UR ALL WRONG! OP: dun worry about it. Obviously, he broke up with his OTHER GIRLFRIEND and his mom got confused. ur relationship with him is still safe. Hope that helps! :)

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By Sannekee | 18

#677918 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:04

According to his mom, who broke up? Maybe you can fix it?

The_Pleb | 0

#678046 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 09:10

Girls are so unamaginitive nowadays.... Make him a damn sammich or sex him up. Before you know it your both living happily ever after again. Dont thank me for the advice. Yours Sincerly the_pleb

Atamix | 0

#678235 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 11:27

i agree

nazooer | 7

#678745 - Thursday 19 November 2009 04:09

i third that

SlipknotGirll | 0

#679590 - Thursday 19 November 2009 06:27

you really are incredibly boring aren't you.

bonertastic | 0

#681275 - Friday 20 November 2009 09:14

Awkward breakups for the win.

Yee12 | 0

#956370 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 03:45

YDI for eating Chinese food.

tatababe | 0

#2871377 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 03:44

I think OP bf dumped himself

By Zazu7711 | 0

#677924 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:05

lol.

By XxSKELETOxX | 0

#677935 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:10

YDI for living

LibraLeigh | 4

#1719701 - Thursday 18 November 2010 06:02

You're an ass...

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2396737 - Sunday 24 April 2011 09:55

I applaud you.

By Fleecy | 0

#677968 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:33

Oh man that sucks and #3 that's lame. Really? It sucks finding out you are breaking up...but to hear it first from his MOM. Mom-burn. Ouch.

By roaminginsomniac | 0

#678019 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:52

By YOMyLifeSuck | 0

#678020 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 08:52

look here: i dont have a boyfriend, and i got the flu too, thats worse, prob not XD

By Hooray4Ponies | 0

#678056 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 09:18

I'm tired of people using "depressed" when they meant "sad" or "down."

trilliamme | 0

#678198 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 11:07

Same here. It's almost as annoying as everyone running around and saying they have OCD because, say, they like their clothes to match.

Tequilamockngbrd | 7

#678319 - Thursday 19 November 2009 12:22

Well, when you look it up, depressed means "low in spirits; sad." Yeah, depression is an illness and shouldn't be taken lightly, but depending on the context, it can just mean sad and that's not a big deal.

Hooray4Ponies | 0

#679560 - Thursday 19 November 2009 05:47

While technically the word does just mean sad, it has a different connotation now. I think teenagers just use it to sound more dramatic, honestly.

By GreenDaemon21 | 0

#678088 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 09:33

UR ALL WRONG! OP: dun worry about it. Obviously, he broke up with his OTHER GIRLFRIEND and his mom got confused. ur relationship with him is still safe. Hope that helps! :)

muichini | 0

#678862 - Thursday 19 November 2009 05:24

you know that makes a lot of sense

By Skull_300 | 0

#678165 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 10:33

He's a Pussy!!! He is spineless and doesn't have the BALLS to speak to you about breaking up in person. Fuck him, you are better off without the wimp...

By perdix | 29

#678167 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 10:34

Then, who's idea was it to break up? There has to be a dumper and a dumpee. The dumpee has to mope around and be sad, but the dumper gets to gleefully do the "freedom" dance. Who's doing the "freedom" dance?