By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 380
You deserved it 68

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Did it turn you on though?

Must've been cold.


Didn't thinking it was possible

If anytig is possible, then being impossible is imbissible, but that would make it possible... My head hurts

david101075 4

Not everything is possible, try explaining color to a blind guy.

Actually, some blind people can "taste" or "feel" colors. My guess is that Being blind enhances all the other senses greatly.


The person who first said nothing is impossible clearly never tried to staple water to a tree

Freeze the water. BOOM I have made the impossible, somewhat possible!

Or drink water and staple yourself to the tree.

GhostDuck 30

Or slam a revolving door.

"Didn't thinking" it was possible to have such bad grammar.

jdyo3 5

Or staple jello to a tree

oceanbeauty 17

#58 Then you would be stapling ice to a tree

Ice is water. Frozen water, but water all the same.

I have always had the dream to grow wings out of my back spontaneously and fly with my new found bird wings...after 18 long years of trying, it hasn't come true...I don't know if this saying really works....

Not only blind people.. There are cases of cross senses.. People can taste sound...ect.. They had a tv special on it..

Oh_So_Klassical 18

That's a proven scienctific fact that losing one sense, like hearing or sight, enhances your other senses. Synesthesia is the term for when people who can taste or hear colors, see sound, taste words ect.

Synesthesia is where you involuntarily associate things with colours, personalities, etc. It is a neurological condition resulting in mild hallucination, NOT the ability to taste or feel colours. Yes, loss of sight may enhance your other senses, but to think that blind people can taste colours is just fucking silly. What planet are you clowns on?

Fact is it doesn't even really 'enhance' your other senses, you just get better at using them.

Actually 161, if you lack a sense from birth you, the part of the brain used for that sense starts being used for other senses.

I can smell cold and hot does that count?

Did it turn you on though?

Jesus, man!

HelloGuys 4

Anyone else thinking OP had man boobs?

desireev 17

I agree with #2. I think it would be the "geekiest" way possible if OP enjoyed the pain she received from her electronics. I can see it now... *SLAM!* "Oooh, I need my hard drive!".

MagicGiraffe 12

If it was a MacBook air you wouldn't have this problem (as it's lighter and would hurt less). You'd just have several others. ;)

Tig ole Bitties!

alaynalovell 2

Umm lol don't think I'm stupid... But I'm new to fml. What or who is OP?

Op is the original poster

Of course it did

I've done that too. I'm sorry, I know it hurts.

Because closing your nipple in a laptop is such a common thing..

Inheritance 10

It's on your lap, how the hell does it get up to your nipple?

She possibly has big knockers, or as peanut would say titonsters


cheshireau 26

I've dropped my Mac on my foot. It hurt like a b***h. And the bruising was worse.

40- maybe ops laptop was on her desk?

How did your nipple even get in that position?

Maybe she has very large droopy boobies that sorta hang down in which case she could have easily trapped her nipple :) Or she may have just been holding the laptop in a very awkward position ...

she could have been laying down with her laptop near her chest...

Or sitting at a dinner table...

'cause he had the moobs like jabba.

Totally irrelevant: 73: I saw your comment and my brain hummed 'Moobs like Jabba' to the tune of 'moves like jagger' by Maroon 5. Not sure if ...what?

83- How could you have possibly come up with that???? /sarcasm/

MagicGiraffe 12

Best not to question, the answer may be disturbing. (Crazy computer fetish...)

Rebi3144 8

73- I cannot express how long I was laughing for. Thank you.

TrollisMe 5

Or she was having fun with her webcam, if you know what I mean.

They don't have to be "droopy" for this to happen. My wife has big ones and has accidental pinches all the time. If she's on the couch, one of our dogs jumps up and can get her.

Must've been cold.

I dont think that is geeky ...:/

Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, using a laptop is hardly geeky at all, let alone the "geekiest" thing you can do. Unless OP was watching Firefly on Netflix before closing his/her laptop to go play Super Mario Bros on his/her original NES

LARP accident MIGHT be the geekiest.

Oh god... That moment when I realize the things I do without thinking are weird are what other people consider "the geekiest" o_o Welp, I guess I'll just wear extra armor so I don't get hurt LARPing ;D and hey... Firefly is orgasmic... And super Mario bros is great! Although my NES version doesn't have that many maps...

lets hope are aren't a man

ignore the extra 'are'...

My thoughts too 14

i can ignore the grammar, but forgetting to use the word 'moobs', is unforgivable....

I don't see how that's geeky. Where you just nippley?

Andrew910 5

Your laptop just gave you a tittie twister.

sleepinginclass 8

I read it the first time as "cripple my nipple". I kinda like the term nipple cripple!

perdix 29

That's up there, but I'm afraid that getting your dick stuck in the CD/DVD drive would be even a bit geekier -- and a sad commentary about the size of your dick.

Lol I can't believe nobody has made a connection between this and Jim levenstien from American pie high school reunion xD

xDropsOfJupiterx 8

Perdix just did. ^