Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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srscrs 0
#71 Probably because he meant it. My parents really thought I was on drugs when I put colors in my hair, even though I wasn't. That's the way really conservative people think. You're the stupid one apparently. #72 It must suck to have people's opinions dictate what you wear. : I'll get you a gift card for Hollister so you can have a wardrobe no one will ever make commentary about how it's different.
vizoosh 0
Okay...nothing wrong with blue hair. When I was a kid (like maybe six), I saw a teenager with green hair and thought it was cool. I asked my mom how he got it so I could get it too. She said it was because he ate a lot of vegetables.
Allord 0
I would have high-fived that man, that was genius.
luckyyyme 0
I LOVE LOVE LOVE colorful hair. I change my color all the time. Total douchebag on his part. Do you think that he is married to the woman who told her daughter that a girl has a nose ring b/c her parents don't love her?
peanut_gallery 2
#63, I understand the dad has a right to his own opinion and he's welcome to it, but that doesn't stop me from thinking he's a narrow-minded douche.
mattdotzeb 0
#73 I hope you realize in saying how much it must suck to think about other peoples opinions, and yet still back up the OP is a silly thing to do. Since the OP is complaining about the opinions of others for a choice s/he made.
Garanaw 0
How can people say "YDI for having blue hair??"
Jade_Rothwell 0
Hey, blue hair is perfectly fine! My hair was pink for a week (because it was crappy washout stuff) and i mean like.. pink back when P!nk had pink hair.. that bright and everything .. so that dad is just a jerk
avoidthegirl 6
YDI for being one of those retards who thinks dying their hair blue makes them ~*edgy*~ Be a relatively normal person and dye your goddamn hair at least a moderately normal color, especially if you can't seem to handle the criticism that comes with dying your hair a dumb color.
DarkMirror 0
I want blue in my hair and I don't drugs = wait...does Tylenol count? o.O Anyway, don't get bothered by what he said. He doesn't have to agree with what you do, and you don't have to agree with what he does.