By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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it could have been worse . you could have been caught masturbating..

OCDC 9

While looking like he was air strumming his guitar.

Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

alexandra412 2

Idk...a group of dudes without your skill may just look like they're participating in a circle jerk. D:

lol i play guitar professionaly too yet still im air strumming and people look at me and go "why are u like air jerking it"....its hilarious

Also helps if you're a chick. Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation. Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D

I think so. Anyone who would seriously air guitar in public is a huge douche.

Hahaha. Was air drumming really necessary though? It will only make you look like a try-hard :(

And I bet you're one of those people that get REALLY into their music.

Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

That's what I would have said to to justify too ... " Hey it's not what you think ! I was air strumming OK ? "

I was I had the (metaphorical) balls to dance/do air guitar in public. Damn this shyness.

clashatdemonhead 3

teaches you to air guitar in public XD