By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
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quit jerking around!

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KMilliron 2
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I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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quit jerking around!

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score988 0

lmao!

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Sathian 0

lmao!!!

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rallets 22

lol thats how you combo break

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pokopiko 9

Teehee! :3

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The_Moustache 6

lmao!!!

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rebekahmarie 0

"Counting cards isn't illegal... it's frowned upon in most societies. just like... masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden.."

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dunner12 0
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Alan is the Best

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GeraldisTheG 3
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happy motherfucking birthday Alan!

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ParaCabXD 0
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it could have been worse . you could have been caught masturbating..

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OCDC 9

While looking like he was air strumming his guitar.

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pokopiko 9

DOMO

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techweed 12
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what's wrong with masturbating???

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phatdaddy62 23
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Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!

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KMilliron 2
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I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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alexandra412 2

Idk...a group of dudes without your skill may just look like they're participating in a circle jerk. D:

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allanaskye 0

he was drumming

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zacharyson 0
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lol i play guitar professionaly too yet still im air strumming and people look at me and go "why are u like air jerking it"....its hilarious

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bachooka 5
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I lol'd at "non-mastubatory"

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KMilliron 2
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Also helps if you're a chick. Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation. Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D

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Jennyboo5797 4

Lmfao!!!! XD

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soheartlessxo 1

YDI maybe? :p

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KChubs 12
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I think so. Anyone who would seriously air guitar in public is a huge douche.

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Happygofucky 0
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Hahaha. Was air drumming really necessary though? It will only make you look like a try-hard :(

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alex1432 9
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maybe he is trying to get hard

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jewels1877 0
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And I bet you're one of those people that get REALLY into their music.

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WeeWizeL 0
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Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

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WeeWizeL 0
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Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

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kikibisweet 0
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Sure you were. Nice excuse.

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Quasar55_fml 18
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That's what I would have said to to justify too ... " Hey it's not what you think ! I was air strumming OK ? "

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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I was I had the (metaphorical) balls to dance/do air guitar in public. Damn this shyness.

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clashatdemonhead 3

teaches you to air guitar in public XD

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