By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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quit jerking around!

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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quit jerking around!

lol thats how you combo break

"Counting cards isn't illegal... it's frowned upon in most societies. just like... masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden.."

Alan is the Best

happy motherfucking birthday Alan!

it could have been worse . you could have been caught masturbating..

While looking like he was air strumming his guitar.

what's wrong with masturbating???

Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

Idk...a group of dudes without your skill may just look like they're participating in a circle jerk. D:

he was drumming

lol i play guitar professionaly too yet still im air strumming and people look at me and go "why are u like air jerking it"....its hilarious

I lol'd at "non-mastubatory"

Also helps if you're a chick. Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation. Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D

I think so. Anyone who would seriously air guitar in public is a huge douche.

Hahaha. Was air drumming really necessary though? It will only make you look like a try-hard :(

maybe he is trying to get hard

And I bet you're one of those people that get REALLY into their music.

Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.

Sure you were. Nice excuse.

That's what I would have said to to justify too ... " Hey it's not what you think ! I was air strumming OK ? "

I was I had the (metaphorical) balls to dance/do air guitar in public. Damn this shyness.

teaches you to air guitar in public XD