Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
quit jerking around!
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score988
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lmao!
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WtFiMdAdDy
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lmao!!
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Sathian
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lmao!!!
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Perksofbeingawal
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lmao!!!!
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YouDeservedItnot
| 0
combo breaker?
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dandawg69
| 0
lmao!
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rallets
| 22
lol
thats how you combo break
thats how you combo break
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cavalos94
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lmao!
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TheJester12
| 15
lmao!!
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pokopiko
| 9
Teehee! :3
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The_Moustache
| 6
lmao!!!
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rebekahmarie
| 0
"Counting cards isn't illegal... it's frowned upon in most societies. just like... masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden.."
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josephhhhhh
| 0
lmfao!!!
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number0
| 8
lmao!!!!
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dunner12
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Alan is the Best
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GeraldisTheG
| 3
happy motherfucking birthday Alan!
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sterlingarcher
| 1
LOL!! :D
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ParaCabXD
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it could have been worse . you could have been caught masturbating..
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OCDC
| 9
While looking like he was air strumming his guitar.
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pokopiko
| 9
DOMO
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MdoAngel
| 0
17-win
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techweed
| 12
what's wrong with masturbating???
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!
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KMilliron
| 2
I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups.
That's how I roll.
That's how I roll.
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alexandra412
| 2
Idk...a group of dudes without your skill may just look like they're participating in a circle jerk. D:
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allanaskye
| 0
he was drumming
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zacharyson
| 0
lol i play guitar professionaly too yet still im air strumming and people look at me and go "why are u like air jerking it"....its hilarious
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bachooka
| 5
I lol'd at "non-mastubatory"
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KMilliron
| 2
Also helps if you're a chick.
Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation.
Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D
Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation.
Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D
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Jennyboo5797
| 4
Lmfao!!!! XD
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soheartlessxo
| 1
YDI maybe? :p
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KChubs
| 12
I think so. Anyone who would seriously air guitar in public is a huge douche.
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Happygofucky
| 0
Hahaha. Was air drumming really necessary though? It will only make you look like a try-hard :(
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Happygofucky
| 0
Strumming* D:
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alex1432
| 9
maybe he is trying to get hard
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jewels1877
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And I bet you're one of those people that get REALLY into their music.
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WeeWizeL
| 0
Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.
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WeeWizeL
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Hey look, it's the girl from The Grudge.
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kikibisweet
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Sure you were. Nice excuse.
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Quasar55_fml
| 18
That's what I would have said to to justify too ... " Hey it's not what you think ! I was air strumming OK ? "
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
I was I had the (metaphorical) balls to dance/do air guitar in public. Damn this shyness.
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clashatdemonhead
| 3
teaches you to air guitar in public XD
That's how I roll.