FML : Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized...

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymouse / Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:37 / Reserved

Intimacy

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By urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2166171 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:48

quit jerking around!

By KMilliron | 2

#2166175 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:50

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups.
That's how I roll.

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By urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2166171 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:48

quit jerking around!

score988 | 0

#2166172 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:49

lmao!

WtFiMdAdDy | 0

#2166453 - Thursday 10 March 2011 2:35

lmao!!

Sathian | 0

#2166471 - Thursday 10 March 2011 2:40

lmao!!!

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2166482 - Thursday 10 March 2011 2:45

lmao!!!!

YouDeservedItnot | 0

#2166496 - Thursday 10 March 2011 2:47

combo breaker?

dandawg69 | 0

#2166689 - Thursday 10 March 2011 3:59

lmao!

rallets | 22

#2166706 - Thursday 10 March 2011 4:09

lol

thats how you combo break

cavalos94 | 0

#2166709 - Thursday 10 March 2011 4:09

lmao!

TheJester12 | 15

#2166772 - Thursday 10 March 2011 4:32

lmao!!

pokopiko | 9

#2167051 - Thursday 10 March 2011 5:52

Teehee! :3

The_Moustache | 6

#2167095 - Thursday 10 March 2011 6:04

lmao!!!

rebekahmarie | 0

#2167147 - Thursday 10 March 2011 6:21

"Counting cards isn't illegal... it's frowned upon in most societies. just like... masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden.."

josephhhhhh | 0

#2167242 - Thursday 10 March 2011 7:04

lmfao!!!

number0 | 8

#2167648 - Thursday 10 March 2011 10:00

lmao!!!!

dunner12 | 0

#2167867 - Thursday 10 March 2011 11:48

Alan is the Best

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2168139 - Thursday 10 March 2011 13:09

happy motherfucking birthday Alan!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2174188 - Friday 11 March 2011 20:09

LOL!! :D

By ParaCabXD | 0

#2166173 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:49

it could have been worse . you could have been caught masturbating..

OCDC | 9

#2166229 - Thursday 10 March 2011 0:25

While looking like he was air strumming his guitar.

pokopiko | 9

#2167106 - Thursday 10 March 2011 6:11

DOMO

MdoAngel | 0

#2167398 - Thursday 10 March 2011 8:31

17-win

techweed | 12

#2168561 - Thursday 10 March 2011 15:55

what's wrong with masturbating???

phatdaddy62 | 23

#2169802 - Thursday 10 March 2011 22:50

Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!

By KMilliron | 2

#2166175 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:50

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups.
That's how I roll.