Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
Squidipus 0
Why does anyone think anyone else cares about their comments?
blackberry_fml 0
I'm assuming you're pretty young, and going through the "punk, emo, indie" phase that some kids go through. Hopefully you'll grow out of it and realize that you're not going to be able to do anything good with your life with blue hair. No one will take you seriously. I don't agree with those conservative parents that say any kid that's "different" does drugs. Cuz not all do, half of them and "straight edge" and all that. So yeah, I don't think you deserve it, I just hope, for the sake of your future, that its just a phase. I went through it to, got tattoos and piercings and all that. (never had crazy colored hair though, except i dyed my bangs pink at one point) but I realized that all of that it just for the younger crowd. Just something that we had to experience. I'm glad I got over it before I got tattoos down my arms or something. So, Good Luck!
WildClown 0
And yet you didn't end your story with "I don't do drugs" so we are left assuming you do. Get over it.
calmthefuck_down 0
lmfao.......
abyssion1337 0
stop whining, this isn't an FML this is you trying to get attention, STOP IT
_mcs_ 0
#5 There is more than one person on this planet with blue hair :/ Seriously, how stupid was that comment? #97 If they were trying to get attention over the freakin internet, this is not how anyone would go about it. Seriously. Terrible father, there's nothing wrong with blue hair or hair of any other colour.
breathemein 10
LMFAO :P
duthight 0
Busted, huh?
CodeMonkey123 0
Don't worry about it i get comments like that from people all the time about my peircings and dyed hair it's best just not to pay attention to what they say or like i did at first poke flaws in the way they look.
DuotonedRainbow 0
i hate people like that. :( ive had pinks, reds, orange, green, blues, purple.. .. pretty much every color. ive never done drugs. the gall of some people will never cease to amaze me. my picture on my check card is of me with pink hair, and a woman ringing me up once told me "im very glad you came to your senses, you looked ugly like that." people are so closed-minded and awful.