Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
Hey_Darl 0
To #3: Hahahaha.....yet! One time long ago when people had brains and knew how to use them, the world was a wonderful place, for the people using them......do you need me explain any further as to why the world is not so wonderful for you? Didn't think so.
bigbuttsowhat 0
******* prick why do you have blue hair
limeade 0
YDI for having unnatural colored hair. If you want to be different, do it in your personality, not some "look at me!!!!" haircolor. Also, let me guess, you probably had black pants and a tshirt with safety pins and an anarchy symbol.
shmaller 0
So he was right? Either that, or you're some punk rock freak with millions of piercings whom no one would ever find attractive anyways. Unless you had one of those little blue arthritis extensions. In which case, FYL. But since that's so unlikely, I'm going to say YDI.
merri_fml 0
I've had purple hair, blue hair, pink hair, green hair - you know, the works. I've never even touched cigarettes let alone hard drugs, and if I were to have heard that I would have turned around and said, "Excuse me sir, but I don't do drugs. In fact, I've never once done drugs in my life. I would like an apology, and if your daughter is curious as to why my hair is this color, why not let ME tell her, since I'm the one that knows."
treli1593 0
I would've gone up to him and asked him what he said again
Necrophile_fml 0
@#120, and he would have repeated himself. Anyone with blue hair is trying too hard to get some attention
noName123456 0
Fag
DuotonedRainbow 0
#118. youre an ass. you dont have to be covered in piercings to have colored hair. you dont have to be a punk. youre as full of shit as the father in the FML. you dont even know what the OP looks like; who the hell are you to say who is attractive and who isnt? #123. thank you, youre awesome. =]
riotgrrl 0
It's great that he's teaching he daughter to be an ignorant ****. FYL