Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
eiji_chan 0
Blue hair is awesome!!!!! In fact my hair is blue. Don't worry about it, being judged is one of the side effects of being amazing.
lifeneeds 0
i do drugs and my hair is just blond and normal
Rstarr 0
WHY THE HEL DO YOU HAVE BLUE HAIR?
MandaLuvsCookies 0
blue hair is awesome you should have told them to **** off :D
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahha
24788 7
Some people are just stupid. I've drank and smoked weed before, but I don't make it a way of life to look like a druggie.
starvingxartist 0
he sounds like my uncle. who's a dick.
rxxk 0
LMFAO!!! That's hilarious xD. I love people with blue hair. MARRY ME.
rosiegrewup 0
Should have turned around and said, "Sometimes being a conservative douche makes you assume things about other people which show how much of an asshole you are. Don't grow up to be like your daddy, little girl."
MsSippi 0
If you venture from what society perceives as normal BE PREPARED FOR THE CONSEQUENCES. umm. WHAT?!?! are you people serious? #126 - "being judged is one of the side effects of being amazing." best quote ever. i love it.