Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
1234five 0
well... Do you do drugs?
Misanthropist 0
I have blue hair as well and get the same shit from ignorant people that can't possibly comprehend it's not related to criminal activity or drug use. It's truly sad.
CodeMonkey123 0
To all of you people that say dyed hair isn't normal I would like you to tell me what "normal" is.
DancingMouse 4
That's the point where I would've turned around and said something snarky. Who cares what color your hair is? People who assume that people do drugs just because they have tattoos, dyed hair, or piercings are ignorant and need to expand their views on the world a bit. I feel sorry for that guy's daughter, having to grow up thinking that just because someone's different means that they take drugs.
thatwasobvious 0
YDI for having blue hair. if you dont do drugs you shouldnt be offended, and theres nothing wrong with blue hair, but if you dont want people to make assumptions because of it they you shouldnt have it. however, it says nowhere in there that you dont do drugs, so im gonna assume you do, and im curious why your offended?
burntoast 0
Blue hair is awesome! I've had green (when blue didn't work out), deep blue, pink (when red didn't work out), and (twice) red hair. Even had the red fade to an awesome orange! It's not about being "edgy" or anything, it's a personal expression. Nobody has hair that grows in a mohawk or any of the other hair styles; same thing as that. And I've gotten all kinds of positive comments from people, especially kids and people at my work. At first I was amazed at how many people wanted to hear about how I dyed it, but now I consider it normal. :) I love my red hair especially, feels more natural for my personality than my dark blond. Nothing wrong with dying your hair, but be prepared for the negative responses. If you can't shake it off, maybe not for you. OH and did people consider that using the name "bluehairedfreakgirl" means she's comfortable with being different? Sounds like my type of girl, actually. ;)
LJtheGreat 0
YDI for looking like a dumbass. Blue hair? It doesn't get much dumber than that.
Kira_fml 0
Nothing wrong with having blue hair but I feel like you shouldn't be surprised about comments like that.
bbfan93 0
Does that mean Marge Simpson is on drugs?
soccergirl37 0
Just because someone has dyed hair does not mean they do drugs. I am an honors student attending MIT, got a 2350 on the SAT, all things that are not typical of a drug user. My hair is black and green. Stupid people and their stupid steroetypes