Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
ccristinaa 0
dont do drugs dude
pupaphobia 0
man, **** the haters
iloverichardhell 0
haha, same kinda thing happened to me once when i had blue hair. i got arrested for vandalism, and while being interrogated a random cop comes up and says "why the hell did you dye your hair blue? why couldnt you pick something nice, like a natural red?" i was fuming, but couldnt really do anything about it. oh well.
xiateababyx 0
so what? forget that bitch of a father. blue hair rocks (;
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's ridiculous. Dying your hair unnatural colors is fun! I've done blue, bright red (think Axel from Kingdom Hearts), I accidentally had purple in there... It's not "drugs" because I don't do any. He's just a jerk.
kk3211 0
if you think guys like weird colored hair. well..... no. unless you're a guy. then, you're still a douche and girls don't like it, or at least the ones that matter.
3timesthefun 0
BLUE HAIR IS SICK!
drinkupgorgeous 0
Eww. Haha but I guess if it can work for Marge Simpson, it can work for anyone.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
#142/kk3211: Who are you to decide which people "matter" and which people don't? Maybe your natural way of dressing is too mainstream and conforming. THAT can get boring to look at every day.
Ughnotagain 0
jealous. ive been trying to dye my hair blue for the longest time and it just wont stick.