Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
One word. Manager.
LoLlersnakes 0
How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...
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Comments (162)
InUtero 0
I'm guessing you felt forced to eat them, and did. Because otherwise how is this an FML?
tykiej 0
I hope you demanded a clean order of chips.
apoop 0
lol
GTmustang07 0
ydi for not eating at Whataburger!
aliaskis 3
Some places don't have Whataburger. I had never heard of it until I visited my husband's family in Texas. I thought they were saying Waterburger because of their accents.
sourgirl101 29
South Florida doesn't have Whataburger or WaffleHouse.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
So imagine, if not even most states in the US have Whataburgers, imagine the United Kingdom, where OP is from.
GTmustang07 0
yeah, I live in Tampa and they don't have whataburgers or white castles..it's some bullshit. but Pensacola has like 3 whataburgers so when I go there it's my diet
Crystiella 0
No wafflehouse?! That's criminal!
JaimeWorth89 3
I found a hair on my burger at Whataburger
Rainbow_dumpster 28
There's no Whataburger in the U.K., #16. Again, OP is British.
Reveur_fml 0
In the UK, we dont have "Whataburgers". It's McDonalds or Burger King. You should probably think about the fact not everyone is from the same place as you before you make such ignorant statements.
emmanizzer 6
such a pity that in n out only exists in four states. now THERE'S a great place to eat yummmm :)
bls5301 2
How is simply saying they should have gone somewhere else ignorant? Just because of this comment i have to say that if the UK doesn't have them, then i guess we win! USA! USA! USA!
AH1Zviper 15
What is your picture of?!
KenB99 15
there isnt whataburger in really any place but Texas
That1One1Chick 24
South Florida definitely has Waffle House. I live here and have lived here since I was 5.
perdix 31
Sounds like a great diet plan to me! If you ate those fries, it's a clear indication that you have an eating problem. You should hire Fatso to be your personal chef -- you'll drop the pounds faster than anything.
Chellington 5
Ahahaa.. That's Yorkshire for you, their health and safety standards in restaurants are fantastic. I hope you complained! ;)
mouxouxou 11
That's disgusting.Thank God he didn't tell you Merry Christmas on the top of it.
PurplePeeps 0
Some people might consider Hello Kitty **** disgusting as well. Eh. Maybe it's just me.
mouxouxou 11
Oh come on.So,ok I don't find hello kitty cute,so i decided to put a little funny picture.You don't like it?It's ok,just say u don't like it,or just ignore it.U don't have to be rude.I really think that u should focus on the FML rather than my disgusting picture.What do u think miss purple poops? ¨)
SisyphereanTask 2
I would have felt sorry for you but as you decided that mentioning his obesity was necessary you lost my sympathy vote.
natnatkat 8
Lemme guess, you're fat
Ninjafriends 1
I've never seen anyone shovel chips (fries) with their bare hands. If they're not coming fresh out of the oil fryer, they're waiting in the hot bin. I think seeing a man using his bare hands in those conditions would be more alarming than seeing the sneeze wipe.
thelastavailable 13
agreed
sourgirl101 29
I've seen them grab the fries, holding it from the top many times. The palm of their hands touch the top of the fries sticking out. So maybe it's just an exaggeration?
hcovballer247 0
Hehe... I love this fml because chips = french fries :)