Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
One word. Manager.
LoLlersnakes 0
How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...
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Comments (162)
strawberrybanana_fml 1
that's what you get for eating at McDonalds
Sazzers 0
Seriously? OPs from the UK. Fries are called chips there. Ever wonder why it's called fish and chips?
brainstew0 0
Ew just another reason NOT to trust fast food places!! >.<
melbel9292 0
since when does mcdonalds even have chips
RayeofSunshine 0
If you watched someone sneeze onto food and then serve it to you, why didn't you say anything? You totally deserved it. Also, since when does the fact he's obese have to do with him sneezing? I watch so many FML's on this website that have nothing to do with someone's size, but the poster feels the need to throw it in there to gain extra sympathy. If he had stepped or sat on you, that's a different story, but being obese has nothing to do with sneezing. You have gained no sympathy from me.
ashbear208 0
Report that shit! fire his ass!
dbao9 0
they serve chips at mcds? wtf since when
Blazer7990 0
mcdonalds has chips?
sxe1215 0
ydi for calling them chips
Bobissmall 13
Racist ******.
Yog_Sahaw 0
What does race have to do with it?
Bobissmall 13
Well i don't know what the word is unfortunately. "Countryist" Doesn't work...
Ukeee_X 19
Sorry OP, I accidently voted 'YDI'. I feel for you. Go to the manager. Now. Stop reading these replies and go.