Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
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Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.
leahishazy 5
She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.
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Comments (34)
GamingTroller101 12
Wow, I saw one of the exact same ending. It was worded the exactly the same. Except in a gas station it was in his own house. And his "sister" knocked on the door and said the exact same words
cootiequeen4444 11
I read this three times and I'm still kinda, like, 'huh?' it almost seems to make sense though. I'll give you that... almost..
jcash52426 5
Didn't you tell her that you thought she was your sister and you to call each other hoe and apologize to the goth girl.
darwinav13 2
3edgy5me
cootiequeen4444 11
your math is off but your lame (sorry) need for "hip" slang/memes is on fleek...
Bearsmomma 30
You mean it says something?!?
bosco556 11
Who the hell impatiently knocks on the bathroom door at a gas station, I knock twice and if someone's in there I wait
writerchic85 26
Who cares? You don't know her and will probably never see her again.
waleedma 18
Totally correct.... Just laugh about it!
Estelle101_fml 13
"Oh my god! I'm so sorry, I thought you were my sister!"
sunyaph 23
Was it Lindsay souvannarath?
vdh5ever 4
Who uses the word "goth" in 2016?
ClairvoyantVamp 19
The entire goth subculture.
HippoSpinner 3
Probably shouln't assume someone you know is there when you can't see them. I mean this in the nicest possible way and I can't find the delete button, I regret this comment cause I feel like a bit of a dick.