FML : Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up,...

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

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You deserved it

By Watsausrname / Tuesday 14 June 2016 02:31 /

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By Mauskau | 35

#6666953 - Sunday 7 August 2016 11:06

I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.

By leahishazy | 5

#6650783 - Saturday 16 July 2016 0:21

She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.

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By leahishazy | 5

#6650783 - Saturday 16 July 2016 0:21

She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.

ScarletteEve | 33

#6667124 - Sunday 7 August 2016 19:53

She's an edgy goth, that's probably her resting expression.

By Mauskau | 35

#6666953 - Sunday 7 August 2016 11:06

I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.

AlexGuy711 | 14

#6667351 - Monday 8 August 2016 4:41

Fuck you sexist.

By Zlunder | 19

#6666959 - Sunday 7 August 2016 11:21

Have you ever heard of shit recycle? I'm sure she interdouced it to you that time.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6667087 - Sunday 7 August 2016 18:30

Wat

Arkham_Callabero | 15

#6667147 - Sunday 7 August 2016 20:34

I don't think anyone's heard of that.

thepandabear123 | 5

#6667193 - Sunday 7 August 2016 22:30

Interdouced....okay then

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#6667249 - Monday 8 August 2016 1:05

I read it as interdouched and thought it had to do with this 'shit recycle'. Not that it made it make any more sense to me that is..

By hoosiergirl94 | 31

#6666962 - Sunday 7 August 2016 11:33

Hoes gon be hoes

By OneFluffyBunny | 4

#6666967 - Sunday 7 August 2016 11:57

Never piss off Lisbeth Salander!

fhksuaifk | 16

#6667481 - Monday 8 August 2016 8:17

Haha. I just watched all those movies this week

By guttedbrit | 25

#6666972 - Sunday 7 August 2016 12:26

me and my best friend refer to each other in this term all the time and this does usually happen. No bother! it just makes for good stories later on!

By queen_lol | 24

#6666973 - Sunday 7 August 2016 12:36

Lmfaooo . bitches gots to wait their turn. Lol

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6666981 - Sunday 7 August 2016 13:01

Eh you'll never see them again, and who knows, maybe she's a goth hoe.

Colon_Man | 17

#6667123 - Sunday 7 August 2016 19:53

"You'll never see them, again."

*show up to work the next day*

"This is your new cube mate..."

lukian_fml | 29

#6667255 - Monday 8 August 2016 1:22

So a farming tool in goth?

By ClairvoyantVamp | 19

#6667037 - Sunday 7 August 2016 15:54

Please explain to me the relevance of her subculture and hairstyle.

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6667204 - Sunday 7 August 2016 23:02

To give the FML more detail. You always want to give your writing detail so the reader can imagine the scene.

By sadpanda888 | 12

#6667086 - Sunday 7 August 2016 18:23

Not an edgy haircut too! How scary!!

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