Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
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If you didn't work out nobody in the bathroom was answering to his name after the second attempt, that figurative shit is on you. Besides, he was in a restaurant. Even if you did leave before he was finished, where was he going to go?

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I'm guessing your brother is a 37-year-old loser with a 0.00% chance of losing his virginity to a living, adult, female human. Hopefully, you cured that poor lady's constipation by literally scaring the shit out of her.

If you didn't work out nobody in the bathroom was answering to his name after the second attempt, that figurative shit is on you. Besides, he was in a restaurant. Even if you did leave before he was finished, where was he going to go?