By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
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golferman72 16

Well was she impressed with what she saw? ;)

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karimm_fml 6

People these days man, also FIRST!

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Mauskau 35

People these days, always ruining the first comment.

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golferman72 16

Well was she impressed with what she saw? ;)

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GoldFishPony 21

What makes you assume that #2 said OP was a guy?

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KaneHunter 22

Maybe #2 thinks that only men have bathroom related FMLs

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websraaa 6

I would say it wasn't a man. A man would probably have his back to the door while peeing. Toilets are often separated for men and women too.

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cjwayy 22

This whole thread needs to stop.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Since she stepped in to apologize, did she ever leave?...

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Standupmast3r 18

WTF. Who would just walk in on a stranger on the toilet and walk in and apologise 0.o

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golferman72 16

Haha didn't know I would produce all of these sub-comments

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rabid_otaku 29

After I begged she did... BTW, I'm a 14 year old girl.

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calbiasso 12

At least she didn't bitch you out or leaving the door unlocked without even checking or something.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

True, I'd blame the owners. It takes about a minute to fit a little bolt. If it's like petrol (gas) stations here, a lot sell odds and ends so may even have them in stock.

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kittyfrozen 19

at least she tried to apologise sincerely

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AddictGamer 16

Maybe she didn't know what to do in this situation. Of course it would've been fine to shut the door and just leave, to apologize in front of a peeing man is only making the matter worse. Fyl OP.

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AddictGamer 16

Hmm, correction. I did not realize OP did not release their gender, but my point stays standing. Either way, they should've left.

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Tthug 34

I don't think it was a peeing man. Maybe a pooping man. But my money is on OP being a woman. Almost all places in U.S. have 2 different restrooms. And what kinda guy is gonna be worried about the rest of the store (potentially) seeing the side of his junk if he's peeing? No matter OP's gender, they had to be sitting.

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AddictGamer 16

It did say peeing in the context but I also agree.

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AddictGamer 16

It was a gas station also, sometimes they do have bathrooms for both sexes.

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Tthug 34

Yeah. My bad. I totally didn't read the peeing part. Just waking up. But I was trying to say they probably do have 2 different bathrooms for both sexes. My money is definitely on OP being a woman then.

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Swandive235 27

Maybe she found you attractive?

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squarecircles 13

Yeah I'm sure it was love at first sight. LOL!

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TheLostLegend 2

Atleast she apologized, I was on the toilet one time some dude walked in peed on me walked out. I tried to chase him but I slipped on HIS urine and twisted my ankle.

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slyde32 12

Why am I having trouble beleiving this?

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angelk19 22

True or not that was pretty funny

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simplysarcastics 26

That is a horrible story, I would be so pissed!!!!

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chinaski7628 32

I'm assuming 13 meant that if she couldn't speak English, she wouldn't have been able to read the 'knock first/lock's broken' sign on the door-- which would explain the woman's behavior. Except that the woman did apologize, so it's a safe assumption she did speak some English.

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slyde32 12

on top of that, even someone who didn't speak English should be able to just do a hand gesture to apologise without opening the door further

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