Kids and Transportation: Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at...

By LowOnGas - 02/05/2019 18:00

Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML

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ajh1800 25

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Thursday 2 May 2019 18:23

Always pays to double check the date!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 2 May 2019 19:02

I hope you went in and let your kid train on the games. You don’t want him to make an ass of himself by sucking at the games. Plus, he could win maximum tickets!

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ajh1800 25

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Thursday 2 May 2019 18:23

Always pays to double check the date!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 2 May 2019 19:02

I hope you went in and let your kid train on the games. You don’t want him to make an ass of himself by sucking at the games. Plus, he could win maximum tickets!

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 3 May 2019 1:35

Nah, he could play it off like he was training his kid to excel at Chuck E Cheese games.

Charlie Given 25

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Friday 3 May 2019 5:19

Chuck E Cheese's suck anyway bring back Showbiz pizza now those where awesome places.

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Friday 3 May 2019 13:15

so you are low on gas, and fail to double-check the date to the party? and just took your kid? hopefully you stayed there for a while at least, hyping your kid up that the party is happening etc. Or were you just SO miserable that you needed to get rid of your kid for a few hours that you jumped the gun?

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