By yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 491
You deserved it 4 745

Same thing different taste

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There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.


Eternity_fml 0

I'd probably say this is fake. But otherwise, that's pretty hot.

cheerthefkupism 0

I'm not going to call it fake just yet. I'll take it with a grain of salt, and give you the benefit of doubt. Especially because I personally have been in one of those unfortunate stalls that have broken locks and a woman who must have came in with her friends opened the door, but was standing there with it open talking to her friend and not entering yet, while I'm sitting there going "EXCUSE ME!" from the toilet and then she finally hears me and goes "OH MY GOD! SORRY!" And closes it. People are dumbasses sometimes.

augustdanielle 0
ryguy997 0

did she actualy piss or crap while you were there? if so FYL hard in the ass.

xxbakmxx 0

what I don't get I why the door wasn't locked? this might be fake.

Omg I would've beat the crap out of her!!... No pun intended!! Lol

And that kids, is how I met your mother. (This might be just me but I think this is how HIMYM should end :P)

how did she not see you... or feel that you were there? wtf

armageddillo 0

sitting on a person is way different than a toilet seat, I call it fake on those grounds at least.

Popsiclese 0

she was probably really fat and her flab consumed the OP

how did she not see u when se walked in ?

******* jesus christ, what the **** is wrong with some people???

she confused your lap for a toilet seat?

Women do not look where they sit. This is why they bitch about the toilet seat, they don't look and almost fall in. This is why I've seen women sit on many objects, including my friend when she sat on my Mac'n'Cheese. I put it down, opened the door for her, she came in and sat on it. So I believe it. Woman has to go, opens door with bad lock, turns and undoes pants all in one motion. Doesn't look for tp and sits on the Op.

dude there are doors in public bathrooms!

CassandraBear93 0

Ditto#6, its called locking the door, she wouldn't have been able to get in if you locked it

...Except that in certain places, the locks are *broken*. Meaning you either have to leave it there and hope no one tries to get in the stall, or post someone there as a watchguard. It is a little unbelievable, but weird things happen, and weird people exist. My principle is to never doubt any FML, it's more fun that way.

So you assume that most people who read FML are looking for or even capable of having fun even after you have read the comments section?

Nicely stated.--------the numbness of the ass is the best/worst part. lol

dyingstart 0