Ambulances ain't cheap

By Mom - 29/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

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Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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This pandemic is so 2019

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 20:59 - United States - Cabot

Today, my water broke. Due to Covid-19, we couldn't go straight to labor and delivery, so had to go to the emergency room and wait to be taken up. I sat there for an hour with a ruptured sac and contractions. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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You deserved it 8 342

By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 11 864

By Anonymous - 25/01/2019 20:00

Today, I called 911 and got taken to hospital via ambulance after a suicide attempt. When I called my mom, the first thing she asked was, "How much is the ambulance going to cost?" FML

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By ithappenswhenithappens - 03/07/2017 04:25 - United States - Gresham

Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML

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You deserved it 640

By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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You deserved it 4 340

Taxi Girl

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 13:30

Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 926

d j mom 3

Friday 29 March 2024 12:27

is your sister a Crack head? what a biotch and shame on your husband

sdj215 18

Friday 29 March 2024 13:50

Sister seems a little toxic. Might want to set some boundaries and consider limiting interactions with her for your mental health and personal peace.

Comments

Lamitucus 4

Friday 29 March 2024 10:51

Unless he has a damn good reason I’m hoping soon to be ex-husband, but your sister just sucks.

d j mom 3

Friday 29 March 2024 12:27

is your sister a Crack head? what a biotch and shame on your husband

sdj215 18

Friday 29 March 2024 13:50

Sister seems a little toxic. Might want to set some boundaries and consider limiting interactions with her for your mental health and personal peace.

Lost Reggie 14

Friday 29 March 2024 16:53

Disown your sister, and have a serious conversation with hubby.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 30 March 2024 0:40

I'm very sorry, but you seem to be surrounded by some pretty shitty people..

L0life29 6

Sunday 31 March 2024 21:43

your sister needs her teeth knocked out and your husband sucks. congratulations!!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 11 April 2024 5:10

Your husband obviously knows you're pregnant... why the hell wouldn't he have his phone on??? And your sister is an entitled bitch. I hope you made it... and my condolences on the pain you were probably in due to no epidural.