Miscellaneous: Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

victorvldv 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

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laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 29 March 2015 0:20

How does that even happen?? Follow-up, please.

FlutterLoud 29

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:12

Happy birthday On another note- it's party crashing time! :3 make the best of the bad situation :)

roverman89 3

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:23

How the **** does that happen you idiot

kickyourtitsin 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:51

Happy birthday from another Wisconsinite!

blackonblight 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:30

Had a fight with our twin, didn't we?

Charles900 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:35

I guess it's time to crash the party.

vikky538 28

Sunday 29 March 2015 16:19

Dont give a **** about other people. Happy birthday op

suzyflo 9

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:17

Happy birthday!!!

Witchylady 17

Monday 30 March 2015 1:00

How on earth does that happen? I would just show up and make everyone squirm

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 30 March 2015 14:43

Just how does that even happen?

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