Health, Food, Drugs and Growing old: Midlife crisis - FML

Midlife crisis

By Husband for sale - 02/06/2022 02:00

Today, I had to inform my midlife-crisis husband that the "weed" he had "scored" from his "dealer down the pub" was actually just a lot of mixed herbs. He refused to believe me and smoked it anyway, I mean, I'm only a chef in a restaurant, what do I know about herbs? He's still coughing by the way. FML

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SassyKisses 13

Thursday 2 June 2022 8:53

Is your husband Michael Scott?

poopface82 16

Thursday 2 June 2022 2:17

This is why it’s easier just to get an MMJ card or just drive to someplace where it’s legal and buy from a reputable dispensary. At least you know what you’re getting.

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poopface82 16

Thursday 2 June 2022 2:17

This is why it’s easier just to get an MMJ card or just drive to someplace where it’s legal and buy from a reputable dispensary. At least you know what you’re getting.

Nikki 16

Thursday 2 June 2022 3:29

Assuming your in a country where it’s legal, not all of us are there yet

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 2 June 2022 7:08

Well, now you can roast a chicken with the leftovers.

SassyKisses 13

Thursday 2 June 2022 8:53

Is your husband Michael Scott?

Hangryko 26

Thursday 2 June 2022 9:45

And was it caprese salad?

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