Love: Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really... - FML

By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 21:58 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

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By notmarriedyet - 01/10/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 23:03

Today, a year after I moved out with no contact since, my former housemates texted me out of the blue to tell me I'm not invited to their wedding. Seems she thought I'd just turn up and "embarrass" myself. I never indicated that I intended or even wanted to go. FML

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Top comments

pam241 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

How do you get uninvited to your OWN party!!?

UnluckyGenius 21

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

Hire a bouncer to keep all of them out.

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UnluckyGenius 21

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

Hire a bouncer to keep all of them out.

bessiemay01 5

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

Wow. Some friends you have. Best wishes to you at your wedding!!

applebramble 22

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:36

Yeah , you still have time to get other girls to be the brides maids and maid of honour . Sweetest revenge (: Have an amazing wedding! I'm sure you'll look beautiful

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 18 September 2013 2:03

How do you even get uninvited to your OWN party? I'm sorry but YDI for letting it happen >.>

AllieCat21 21

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:48

27, if the wedding is tomorrow, there really isn't time. If it's anything like my sister's wedding, the bridesmaids & MOH have spent months in preparation for this, not to mention having their dresses tailored to their unique sizes.

BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 18 September 2013 11:53

Well, wouldn't that be a pity?

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 18 September 2013 17:59

Gotta love being the bad guy once in a while :p

zeldagirl77 7

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

Screw your friends, just make it an all you day!! woot! who needs friends! (insert forever alone meme here)

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:17

if she's getting married I don't think she counts as forever alone.

pam241 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:14

How do you get uninvited to your OWN party!!?

SilentVampire 10

Wednesday 18 September 2013 1:17

I would also like an answer to this question.

iamtheinsomniac 11

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:42

She has nice friends.

Ch_rae5 19

Friday 20 September 2013 6:02

maybe it was just an excuse to spend OP's money on an awesome party for them.

oh_merde 11

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:15

Those are not friends who you need in your life. You're getting married soon, so you'll always have that one friend for life! Cheer up, OP.

More_Leg 14

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:15

It's your bachelorette party, love, if you want to go then go.

Ibuki 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:15

Just go if you want to! Did you ask why you weren't?

narkill 13

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:16

No, she just accepted defeat and cancelled the wedding too.

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Wednesday 18 September 2013 3:51

11, is that the face you make all the time?

YeaSo3 14

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:10

10 idk why you got so many down thumbs OP need some backbone. .go in there guns blazing (figuratively speaking) cuss everybody out! its your party!!!

SuddenDeath5 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:15

Amen.

Ohthatsnasty 17

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:17

Go have a fun night out by yourself! They're obviously not your real friends if they uninvited you to your own party!

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:17

So so bit*** sorry doll hope you can be happy just to have your man and get rid of the other dead weight! You go girl!

KhrystallDaBest 15

Thursday 19 September 2013 4:00

It has nothing to do with the man she is marrying. Her 'friends' uninvited her.

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