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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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The passenger

By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Bee Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Steele

Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:28

That must really sting. Next time bee more careful.

very_ugly_girl 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:25

Hey, been awhile since we talked. Wasp do not make that type of sound. I think it is moo

Comments

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:35

I'm in a hurry to get things done so I rush and rush 'till life's no fun. All I gotta do is live & die but I'm in a hurry and don't why..

naximus93 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:48

I love that song^

McMan 23

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:35

Damn it beat you through scare tactics, that takes talent... or a very dumb opponent but I'm sure it was the first :D

trollin4trannies 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:39

Idiot

Korro 8

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:42

I seen that episode on loony toons.

xX_WARNING_Xx 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:43

brawl .?

naximus93 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:51

Deffinition: A noisy quarrel, squabble or fight.

zp5 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:17

*Definition Grammar: If you're going to be a smart-ass, then have it.

NeverShoutHaylee 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:44

How did you manage to punch your self?

maddycakes19 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:45

lol same happened to me but in the car.. stupid freaking bees!

maxtheman 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:45

Sounds like the wasp is wearing the pants in this relationship

bella789 8

Monday 28 February 2011 8:38

hahahhaahhaa no joke that made me laugh so hard (:

satomi_ishida 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:12

You're a danger to yourself OP. Get help.

bubblezz0504 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:20

beating urself up is not the answer, u should get help :P

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