Animals: Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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The passenger

By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Steele

Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:28

That must really sting. Next time bee more careful.

very_ugly_girl 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:25

Hey, been awhile since we talked. Wasp do not make that type of sound. I think it is moo

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ajp171 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:30

BOOM HEADSHOT!!

istylez2 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:37

ur so stupid lol

everlife_333 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:53

WTF? what's wrong with u? I would never punch myself in the face I don't care how frustrated I am

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:01

Wasp: 1 You:0 FYL.

duzzyfucks 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:07

you're a f-ing hick

mnms7 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:09

wait wait wait let me get this straight. u punched urself cuz u were frustrated?? LOOOL I'll laugh my ass off if that's true

pinkprincess7849 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:33

pow right in the kisser

chetchatter 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:36

******* Californian YDI

chetchatter 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:04

and why not? I don't like californian's that's my choice, and no, I'm not gonna shut the hell up

chetchatter 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:52

haha sweet!! it worked I got modded :)

zp5 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:25

Why the hell would you want to be modded?

baby610 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:56

WTF? why would you do that?

Quthick 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:20

Okay, Mike Tyson. Did you bite off his ear too? I mean, WTF.

Mrs_Nevermind 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:24

Now, that's just stupid. I would have waited until the wasp landed somewhere safe (such as the window or wall) and then either trap it, or swat it. (just don't go all stupid and accidently smash the window -_-) Problem solved and eye un-blackened.