Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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summer4me 25
Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual
jerseygirl94 11
At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.
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Comments (51)
jk_waks23 19
I can't believe such rude girls exist! She could have just not done that and walked away! Sorry OP,never give up hope! :)
DoomedGemini 38
I really hope everyone is joking with the comments about getting her drinks or waiting.. Pretty scary if not and people think it's okay to try to feed drinks to someone to alter their mind enough to get them to where they won't/can't say no completely knowing that they didn't want to.
Rabite 28
Reminds me of a sketch from Catherine Tate where she also tells a guy that she is not drunk enough to find him attractive, although she can barely stand and even drank her own body weight in beer. And she is really sorry about it. "If only I could get so spectacularly pissed, I just wasn't aware of what you looked like."
smarterass 6
At which point you say, can I buy you a drink?
manuwish 9
maybe that was not directed towards your looks OP, maybe it just meant that she doesn't want to do something she might regret ;) don't take it personally and try to get her number anyway and meet her under other circumstances, who knows, maybe you could have a real chance instead of just a one night stand ;)
Jonjon554 16
Well, that's her giving you an invitation to get her drunk!
BabyrooKid 11
You should have replied, "Challenge accepted."
Iamnotfat 16
Did you respond with "the next round is on me then"?
NeneJPhilly 8
Greatness, what a bitch. I understand sexual preferences but she didn't have to be so rude. A simple "No thank you" would have sufficed.