Yes exactly, before doing anything make sure the stupid idiot isn't just being a stupid idiot (after all, she did mistake some guy for you...). Oh, and you might want to see what exactly she defines as PDA. Then kick the bitch to the curb if what's true is true. "Noo" is right...

YDI for dating a slut

he didn't know that she was a slut and you failed with all 3 of your failed FML's.

hey they moderated my comment!!

no shiiiiiiii

First time the moderators censored you? Feel proud my man, :-)

you say don't let the door hit you on the way out... cuzitsbad don't want ass prints on my door

omg ting ting stop saying your #1 cuz youre not!!!!!!1

wtf.. i didn't?

Or she could be an evil genius. If she already hates you, she could be trying to break you guys up by suggesting that she saw her daughter with some other guy in the food court. Or your girlfriend could be a slut. Either way, FYL.

Poor kid just wanted a vanilla MILFshake.

It's quite intentional and given the poor writing style, it's a possible but less likely description of the events. And if he lies to the girl's mom, why wouldn't he lie to us?

I think that was his joke... it's his kind of awesome humour.

Y'know, organizedchaos, I really wish you had expanded on my comment, rather than try to convince us that the most likely series of events described by the story was indeed the true one. This thread could have been a lot of fun with references to Stacy's Mom and Stifler's mom, or with pithy aphorisms like, "Maybe teenage girls will put up with premature ejaculation, but it really pisses off hot, cougar MILFs."

or... his girlfriend is cheating and she didn't look long enough to realise it was another guy?