By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
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Stazza11 27
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What a smashing performance that would have been!

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WhoopteDo 26
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Well when you meet people after the show, you're usually supposed to break the ice not your body.. Hope it heals well though!

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WhoopteDo 26
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Well when you meet people after the show, you're usually supposed to break the ice not your body.. Hope it heals well though!

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tayymeds 23

Well, that's one way to get famous.

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CoolCookie210 22
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At least most people in the audience won't forget your performance for a long, long time!

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TheGolfGTI 24
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It really wasn't an ice way to go.

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Stazza11 27
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What a smashing performance that would have been!

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rayman173 2
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SMAHSING MARY ANN!!!!!

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hippodankamus 22

This comment made me think of Nigel Thornberry. Thank you.

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False_Stupidity 41
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OP needs to change the band name to smashing noses...

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kdgsmiley 23
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Don't worry- when you're famous it will make a great story!

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Angelkisses130 26
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This is actually one of my fears- just walking right off stage or something. Sorry OP, hopefully no one laughed and you'll live it down eventually. Feel better!

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wishfulthinks 19
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Good job on the playing, but it's never over till the fat lady sings. ;)

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MDoremis 38
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Oh goodness! I hope it was behind a curtain at least!

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jesuis_julie 21
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I'm sorry to hear that OP! But I bet your performance was smashing!

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asspole 16
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You just copied that from #2.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Eminem had it worse. no one starts out perfect, how you face your fears is what defines you as a performer.

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foxwasalamb 24
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and other people have it worse than eminem. your point?

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_ashole 10
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Although it wasn't implied that, that's what op fears, it was a humiliating moment. There's a bigger picture here, it is that no one performs perfectly and eventually you'll get better. Maybe op won't trip next time... And maybe you'll capitalize the next time you comment too.

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Gauzy21 12
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That's a classic move

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mustangbravo 27
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I'm sure people will talk about it but hopefully it will be the music they remember. It worked out for Mark Wahlberg in Rock Star.

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