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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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By pea - 12/09/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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Bag of frozen peas time

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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By CaptainFluffyPaw - 29/06/2015 01:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

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soprecious225 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:50

I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...

Winter247 2

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:56

I hate little kids.

Comments

bubbly456 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:01

that's funny

reinmon88 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:04

yeah that does suck but you shoulda been faster

mykeysjingle21 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:05

failllll!!

truehitman2010 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:25

she's a bitch

tiswine 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:30

lolll

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:38

I remember when Dominoes pizza's slogan was "we deliver in 30 mins or less." That is, until a teen speeding 55 in a 25mph t boned my dad in a car crash nearly killing him. Ended up with a big settlement and no more "30min or less" at least where my dad lives.

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:48

It would be funny if she grew up and had to deliver pizzas.

knight0748 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:30

shanghai? u can never get anywhere on time over there with the traffic. only the rich can afford ordering pizza there, she probably is a spoiled brat.