By Baustigt - Australia - Perth
Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML
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I spent longer than I should have trying to figure out that double negative, Baustigt.

I guess I can't read too good either. :(

By the way, that's what, like 3 FMLs in now? Crikey, get your shit together man!

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Objection! My client, bevspeaks, is way too dumb to be held liable for these outrageous claims. He's a hard working commenter who does this only for his children, so please, take pity on this poor, stupid soul. The defense rests its case.

  TM24D  |  15

She was just putting personality in her comment, so excuse her for being a little original. It's not like you couldn't read it, so shut it.

  olpally  |  32

"Really ridiculously good-looking" are you Derek zoolander? Lol. As for your FML, meh, not a big deal if you couldn't see it that well to begin with. Apologize and move on.

  evilplatypus  |  38

82 - Because everyone needs to start somewhere and by putting it out there people can offer constructive criticism.
The first time you get a bike, you don't not ride it because you might fall off...

  Alihb  |  16

Yes, I understand that, but theyre going on about how they think they failed the pun; if you design a failure of a car, are you going to put it on market?

By  dontkilljay  |  14

I think that everyone is overlooking the fact that ant rape is no joke and causes mental and physical trauma to thousands of ants every day. OP and all of you should be ashamed for disregarding such a sensitive issue.

  Ctrl_H  |  18

Well if you look at it technically, because you wrote a lot more and were more descriptive, you started writing your comment before perdix. So technically speaking, you beat him. If that makes you feel any better.